HUMOR - the duck hunter

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papabear
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HUMOR - the duck hunter

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Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long
johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my shotgun and the
dog, slipped quietly into the garage to load the truck, and
proceed to back out into a torrential downpour.
There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was
blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out hunting in that ****?"
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Post by Rusty »

bada bing!
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9

It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
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Post by TedH »

:shock: :D :D :D
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