Grandma was not drinking her glass of milk before she went to bed.
The boys were worried and talked about what to do.
Finally they came up with idea of putting a shot of whiskey in her milk.
Within a week she was having 2 glasses of milk and sometimes asking for another.
About month later she called the boys in and said to them, "Boys, I don't know how
long I am gonna be with you. But after I pass Please Remember my wish! Whatever
you do, DON'T SELL THAT COW!"
Grandma
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Re: Grandma
If I'd a cow that gave such milk I'd clothe her in the finest silk I'd feed her on the choicest hay, and milk her forty times a day.
Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
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Re: Grandma
Ky Bourbhorn 
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life"
"Better drawdown Alvin!"
"If you gotta shoot, shoot don't talk"
Conservative since day one and until the last!
"Better drawdown Alvin!"
"If you gotta shoot, shoot don't talk"
Conservative since day one and until the last!
Re: Grandma
Good medicine. Some times it's hard to just feel good. Makes a world of difference feeling well.
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+1gamekeeper wrote: ↑Sun Sep 14, 2025 9:53 am
If I'd a cow that gave such milk I'd clothe her in the finest silk I'd feed her on the choicest hay, and milk her forty times a day.
Re: Grandma
I like to keep it spiritual ...
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Re: Grandma
My dad used to say, his grandma could shoot crows out of the sky with an old peacemaker colt, to keep them out of her garden!! He also said she was the best pistol shot he ever saw.
Different kind of grandma I guess
Different kind of grandma I guess