"Be Prepared..." ;-)

[AJMD429]

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https://babylonbee.com/news/10-easy-way ... -civil-war

(Babylon Bee is so great:)

"The Babylon Bee is here to offer the following list of steps to help you get ready for the eagerly anticipated release of Civil War 2: The Sequel.

Watch all the John Wick movies and take notes: Just do everything exactly the way Keanu does and you'll be fine.

Get your Gettysburg reenactment uniform dry-cleaned so you'll look good when the shooting starts: A soldier who dresses well will fight well.

Spend a weekend in Chicago: It'll help you get used to living in a hellish landscape full of rubble, constant gunfire, and dead bodies.

Hit up this Friday's sale at Bass Pro: Camo, guns, and all the ammunition you can get.

Learn how to play a snare drum: A good drummer boy can do wonders for soldier morale.

Train at least 3 hours per day on Call of Duty: Everyone will look to the basement-dwelling video game nerds as the next generation of tactical leaders.

Clear out the trees to remove any cover and concealment for a 100-yard kill zone all around your yard with sandbag fortifications in at least 4 strategic locations giving you a 360-degree field of fire and then light the entire area and install trip wires connected to claymores: You can easily knock this out on a Saturday afternoon.

Watch a YouTube video on how to safely amputate a leg: You can learn anything online.

Finish building that F-15 fighter jet in your garage: Like Biden says, it's your only real weapon against the government.

Get your wife pregnant ASAP: After the war, it'll be up to you to repopulate the earth."

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I love the bee , they make my day.

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Man, next weekend's gonna be busy.....

[piller]

At 61, my wife might be annoyed if pregnant again.