What are you packing for the National Zombie Attack Alert tomorrow?

[JimT]

I have one friend who has a baseball bat in his truck, wrapped with barbed wire.

For me, I am keeping the Model 25 Daisy BB gun close to hand. I want to discourage, not injure.

[gamekeeper]

I take the threat of a Zombie attack seriously and have a good old fashioned British policeman's truncheon....

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[Bill in Oregon]

Squirt gun. The one I was born with if it is working properly. They hate it when you pee on their shoes.

[2ndovc]

Certified .40 cal Zombie kit. Can't wait to try it out.



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[COSteve]

Getting a new Reflex Rifle Scope for my son's 40 cal carbine delivered this afternoon as his current TruGlo 2x reflex Scope I got in 2004 is tired and it sometimes turns off when the carbine fires.

[jeepnik]

Zombies don’t take much. But accuracy is important.

Now if someone would invent a snail drum.

[rock-steady]

Schbolo....

[Scott Tschirhart]

Depends on which movie the zombies are from.

Good old fashioned Dawn of the Dead zombies are probably handled pretty well with a 10-22.

But those Brad Pitt movie zombies are something else again!

[Ysabel Kid]

But those Brad Pitt movie zombies are something else again!

Those suckers were fast!

Nuke 'em from orbit. Only way to be sure!

[GunnyMack]

Nail guns will be on the job so that would be fastest to get.
Besides if ya nail them to the wall ya can keep working through the day!

[samsi]

I'm thinking entrenching tool, aka old-school melee weapon. Oddly enough, I thought of that Brad Pitt zombie movie just this morning.

[Scott Tschirhart]

In a way, “Game of Thrones” was as much a zombie movie as it was a dragon movie.

[TraderVic]

Thinking in a big way, put the corn head on the combine.......big harvest !

[Grizz]

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[JimT]

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I don't know what it is but I like it!

[Grizz]

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I don't know what it is but I like it!

My Staff... leaning on the back door of the Alaska fish camp. a prototype, cumbersome but it combines two necessities for woods walking in the bear's lair

[JimT]

Ah ... a pump shillelagh!

[COSteve]

BTW, I've got some boxes of Hornday Zombi Max ammo I collected over the years. I've got my Ruger PC4 Carbine 40, Springfield R.O. 45, Ruger Mini M14 5.56, Mossberg 30-30, Springfield M1A .308 and Remington 870 12 GA all loaded with Zombi Max and ready to go.

[Walt]

close quarters defense

[COSteve]

Just got a text that the test will be at 12:20 MDT for us in the Denver area today.

[GunnyMack]

It's been a half hour since the alert, not seen a zombie yet...

[Griff]

I just got a text about the alert... All's well, it was just a test... as I sat here with my cap n ball revolvers... (8 in total), 2,000 balls, 2,000 caps, a definite lack of wads, (thanks for reminder to order more)! Worst thing ever... I have a full GI can of 308 ball, but don't own a rifle in that cartridge... need to trade it out for some .30-06 for the Garand or 1903-A3! For long distance zombies, either of those or my .223 Varmit getter:

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[GunnyMack]

Now Griff IF you have a GI can full of 308 then you MUST get yourself a rifle in that flavor!

[COSteve]

All's well here.

[Griff]

Now Griff IF you have a GI can full of 308 then you MUST get yourself a rifle in that flavor!

Since I've 2 rifles in .30-06, this should make for good trading opportunities!

[Scott Tschirhart]

I think I lived through it without sustaining any damage.

[JimT]

Things were quiet here until about 4PM when all of a sudden .. with loud horrible screaming .. the door burst open and these 2 figures about 4 feet tall came screaming in waving swords and moving very quickly around the room. I was sorta paralyzed and was thinking of reaching for my Norse battle axe when I realized it was my grandson's home from a day at School ... waving their light sabers and attacking each other, the dogs and anyone who was in their path.

[Ray]

Mythical undead malevolents are nothing compared to grand imps in character as jedi knights.

These three remind me of mine.....

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Fast forward to about 9:15 and hear the judge's admonition.....

I say the same ("gentlemen you must control your killing insticts") in an identical deadpan voice as the incorrigibles are destroying the living room or den.

Thankfully the eldest has outgrown the madness and just sprains his thumbs playing similar "combat" on his gaming devices.

[Ray]

Belay that last misinformation.....

Their granny, my beloved bride of 12,094 days, corrects me in that, during the intense hand to hand skirmishes that rattle the windows, the middle grand imp is a wookie..... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wookiee

and the youngest is bruce wayne/batman.

[JimT]

It's OK Ray. It seems that across the spectrum, men tend to not know birthdays, anniversaries etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvjWnZRrcNc

[Bill in Oregon]

Apparently very jealous of their shoes, the zoms carefully avoided my home ...

[Grizz]

Long gone are the days when Zorro would come around the corner of the house brandishing a cardboard broadsword, forged in the family cave. Now we have to guard ourselves . . .

[JimT]

Long gone are the days when Zorro would come around the corner of the house brandishing a cardboard broadsword, forged in the family cave. Now we have to guard ourselves . . .

True. I walked in the door the other day and was shot repeatedly with a pump action nerf gun!

[Bill in Oregon]

Jim, that beats having an eye poked out by a fusillade of Mattel Shoot'n'shell bullets fired by obnoxious little brothers.

[Grizz]

Long gone are the days when Zorro would come around the corner of the house brandishing a cardboard broadsword, forged in the family cave. Now we have to guard ourselves . . .

True. I walked in the door the other day and was shot repeatedly with a pump action nerf gun!

it is a sign of the times. in my day it was squirt guns. last one out of ammo survived to squirt another day!

[piller]

I was at work. No zombies other than the ones there for their monthly hydrocodone prescriptions.