OT â€“ Stepped in itâ€¦ again

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:08 am

Youâ€™d think Iâ€™d have learned my lesson by now. Iâ€™ve been married 18 years to the best woman in the world. Two great kids, a good job, reasonable health. So why do I always find a way to get myself in hot water?

Because itâ€™s fun â€“ it adds spice to life!

So, what was it this time? I was wondering around the â€œDixie Gun & Knifeâ€

Old Time Hunter · Post by **Old Time Hunter** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:15 am

This is what nations really fight wars over!

jdad · Post by **jdad** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:31 am

You sure that wasn't a car show you went to? She sure has a lot of "after market" parts on her.

We all step in #2. I'm a pro. It's how well you wipe it off and keep moving that counts.

kimwcook · Post by **kimwcook** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:10 am

I've been in hot water so much the smell doesn't even stick to me anymore.

J Miller · Post by **J Miller** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:29 am

Your wife was upset about that? She looks like a silicone enhanced anorexic poster child.

I guess I'm getting old

Joe

Pete44ru · Post by **Pete44ru** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:34 am

Her ? Pshaw - My Grandson dated her, when she was good !

Post by **Old Savage** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:55 am

Tell your wife it is just tupperware and we really like the real thing - and stick to that story no matter what. A veteran.

Post by **Old Savage** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:56 am

Well unless of course your wife has tupperware too which I suspect she doesn't but in which case you are on your own.

BlaineCGarverakaTubbyTuba · Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:02 am

A Girlfriend told me once, when she caught my eyes straying: Who do you think you have a better chance with tonight?

That, and she could poke ya in the ribs really hard

jazman · Post by **jazman** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:18 am

Tough crowd!

Modoc ED · Post by **Modoc ED** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:35 am

One thing's for sure. She doesn't need a bullet proof vest. Those rubber tits will repel anything.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:39 am

I guess ya had to be there. Personally I can think of a better use of silicone. I think she should ask for her money back.

Rusty <><

RIHMFIRE · Post by **RIHMFIRE** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:25 am

WHOA!

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:37 am

Old Savage wrote:Well unless of course your wife has tupperware too which I suspect she doesn't but in which case you are on your own.

Nope, my wife's a real - and she would probably have her beat. Plus, my wife looks like a real women - with a little meat on her bones.

That is also what I meant when I said this one looked better in person - she had put on a bit of weight, and didn't look so thin in the face. To me, ultra-thin women often look like they are mad - and heck, women are mad enough most the time without having to look the part all the time!

Did I just say that?!? Where is the "black-eye" smiley when you need it?

NonPCnraRN · Post by **NonPCnraRN** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:30 pm

I thought Simms only made recoil pads?

gcs · Post by **gcs** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:44 pm

I must be out of the loop, or most likely never in, but..Who the hell IS she,?

Looks good though!

jeepnik · Post by **jeepnik** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:33 pm

Old Time Hunter wrote:This is what nations really fight wars over!

Yep, never see that in public anywhere in the great sandbox.

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:39 pm

I have never heard of her before, but from what I gather from her website she's profesionally hot.

Can't blame her, if I didn't have to sweat for a living I wouldn't either.

cnjarvis · Post by **cnjarvis** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:46 pm

She's attractive - Y'all are just harsh. All she needs is some Ivomec, some antibiotics and a lance and she'll be good as new...

hfcable · Post by **hfcable** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:32 pm

sorbacoil or silicone?

1886 · Post by **1886** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:40 pm

Daisy Duke was not much better. What is a guy to do? Can't help nature. Some day I will have to tell you the Minn. Vikings head cheerleader story. I was just in the wrong spot at the wrong time or was it the right spot at the right time? Well that was a long time ago. 1886.