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"Beer Math"

#1 Post by Old No7 » Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:58 pm

For my buddy John (gamekeeper) across the pond, and all those who like BEER!

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#2 Post by Blaine » Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:04 pm

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#3 Post by piller » Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:45 pm

I don't like beer, but that is probably the most accurate math I have ever seen.
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#4 Post by Sixgun Sr » Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:00 pm

It works.......I used that math years ago when I got pulled over by a cop.---6
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#5 Post by OldWin » Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:50 pm

Just means the glass is too small.
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#6 Post by gamekeeper » Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:00 am

Darryl, I can't argue with the math, it seems spot on :lol: sadly nowadays a couple of beers is more than I can "safely" handle :oops: . I still appreciate a really good pint however and my current favourite is a beer called Shipyard American IPA. It's nice bottled but really really nice on draft. At Christmas my step daughter's boy friend was drinking Larger, I gave him a sip of my pint and he became an instant convert.
A lot of British pubs have gone down hill in the last 30 years, you have to wait so long at the bar while the snowflakes are being served Cappuccinos, Lattes and other girlie drinks. :roll:
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#7 Post by Old No7 » Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:27 am

gamekeeper wrote:
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...you have to wait so long at the bar while the snowflakes are being served Cappuccinos, Lattes and other girlie drinks. :roll:
Dang, they've invaded your homeland too?!

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#8 Post by Larkbill » Mon Jan 13, 2020 9:50 am

Sadly, I've had to revert to my Indian name. Given to me by my Cherokee friend while attending Navy school in Millington, TN I am officially "Two Beers".
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#9 Post by David » Mon Jan 13, 2020 12:17 pm

I always like this one for beer math.
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#10 Post by .45colt » Mon Jan 13, 2020 4:35 pm

When I was working one of the Women Bosses got a DUI and She fought it tooth and nail to the bitter end always proclaiming " I only had Two." eighty percent of the guys on the job are big time drinkers and with Great comedy one morning one looked at the other an exclaimed "when's the last time You had Two" . :lol: In the end the only one to make out was Her attorney ...I think according to the chart she had "a couple". :shock:

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#11 Post by Marvin S » Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:15 pm

I think I’ll go have a beer or two :D

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#12 Post by piller » Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:29 pm

I am done for the rest of the day. Perhaps a shot is in order. 8)
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#13 Post by gamekeeper » Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:47 pm

BE CAREFUL OUT THERE ......
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#14 Post by piller » Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:48 pm

:lol:
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#15 Post by .45colt » Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:56 pm

Piller Wrote" I am done for the rest of the day. Perhaps a shot is in order " I have had several but now one for You.!!

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#16 Post by piller » Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:59 pm

:D
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#17 Post by JimT » Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:09 pm

excuse my changing the thread a bit ...

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#18 Post by Marvin S » Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:51 pm

gamekeeper wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:47 pm
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE ......
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Now that’s some funny Shiite. I went and had a Martin city chocolate habanero stout with a big doughy pretzel with beer cheese.

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#19 Post by Old No7 » Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:38 pm

gamekeeper wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:47 pm
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE ......
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Aw come on John, at least Nath keeps his clothes on whenever he posts his pictures!!!! :shock:

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#20 Post by gamekeeper » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:52 am

Sorry about that :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#21 Post by gamekeeper » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:53 am

THIS DEFINITELY AIN'T YOURS TRULY.
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#22 Post by Marvin S » Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:53 pm

gamekeeper wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:53 am
THIS DEFINITELY AIN'T YOURS TRULY.
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So this brings back memories of many years when me and a friend used to camp along the Kansas River and it was standard to bring lots of firepower and whiskey. One time a couple guys wondered into camp and left quickly. They reported into one of the farming rights owners that we were camping and had big (guns and whiskey) and something should be done about it. So they called the land owner in which we gained access to our camp through and had permission. He told them if I were you I’d just stay clear for a couple days. :lol:

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#23 Post by piller » Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:55 pm

Lots of big catfish in the Kansas River. Did you fish while having fun?
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#24 Post by Nath » Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:59 pm

:lol: :lol: 8) :lol:
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#25 Post by Marvin S » Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:09 pm

piller wrote:
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Lots of big catfish in the Kansas River. Did you fish while having fun?
Oh yea, have caught a few whisker fish from it. I’m only about a mile and a half away.

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#26 Post by piller » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:36 am

I only fished the Kansas River a couple of times. It was a bit of a hike from Pancake City. The Cimarron River was close to us. It was the scene of a High School party almost every weekend.
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#27 Post by 1894c » Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:42 pm

beer math... :)
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#28 Post by Marvin S » Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:31 pm

We was all having fun till the cops showed up.

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#29 Post by piller » Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:00 pm

I think a case in High School consisted of drinking 6 beers. At the time, Kansas was one of the few States which still limited beer to 3.2%. That is probably the biggest reasons we didn't have too many kids get in worse trouble than we did.
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#30 Post by Griff » Fri Jan 17, 2020 1:39 am

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