Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

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Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

#1 Post by COSteve » Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:39 pm

#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

#8 Life is sexually transmitted.

#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
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Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

#2 Post by Bill in Oregon » Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:06 pm

:lol:
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Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

#3 Post by piller » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:14 pm

Truth!
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#4 Post by gamekeeper » Tue Jun 11, 2019 2:19 am

Love #4.… :lol:
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Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

#5 Post by Bullard4075 » Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:08 pm

I expected one of them to be .....I forgot.
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Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

#6 Post by piller » Sat Jun 15, 2019 10:04 pm

As for #2, do you have any idea of how many antidepressants and antipsychotics are available now?
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Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

#7 Post by Nath » Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:21 am

Most excellent 8)
Thank you. That explains a lot for me :D

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Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

#8 Post by winchester1886 » Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:46 am

Good one

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Re: Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

#9 Post by gundownunder » Sun Jun 16, 2019 4:11 am

What happened to #10, never trust a fart.
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#10 Post by Pitchy » Sun Jun 16, 2019 6:50 am

8) :lol:
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