One Potato, Two Potato........

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One Potato, Two Potato........

#1 Post by Pete44ru » Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:58 pm

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A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, finally they got married, and had a little Sweet Potato, which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so that she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and wind up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her.

But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard boiled guys from Ireland, and the greasy guys that call themselves French Fries.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow, and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all their trucks ( 'Frito Lay' ).

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ), so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw !

Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just......(are you ready for this ?)…


" A COMMONTATER "

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Re: One Potato, Two Potato........

#2 Post by piller » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:51 pm

You have channelled Blaine! I had butter stop before I start sounding like sour cream.
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Re: One Potato, Two Potato........

#3 Post by Sixgun » Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:33 am

Oh Lordy...I wet my jeans! And aaallllllllllllll of this time I've been alive, I always thought 🥔 potatoes were for putting in your jeans before you head out on the dance floor at the club for possible romancing. One time I made a mistake and put the 🥔 in the back of my jeans and was wondering why the girls were running away from me!----The Count
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#4 Post by Nath » Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:07 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#5 Post by gamekeeper » Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:52 am

A well told tale :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#6 Post by Pitchy » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:23 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: One Potato, Two Potato........

#7 Post by Pete44ru » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:57 am

Sixgun wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:33 am
Oh Lordy...I wet my jeans! And aaallllllllllllll of this time I've been alive, I always thought 🥔 potatoes were for putting in your jeans before you head out on the dance floor at the club for possible romancing. One time I made a mistake and put the 🥔 in the back of my jeans and was wondering why the girls were running away from me!----The Count

A raw potato, in the toe of a long sock, can go a long way if you get in a tussle - AND there's no CCW required ! . :mrgreen:

It's a rawjack, and not a blackjack...….. ;)


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IF IN THESE TYMES OF JEOPARDY,
MORTAL PERIL INVADES THY THOUGHT,
TAKE UP THIS TRVSTY PIECE,
TRVST IN THY GOD, AND FEAR THEE NAUGHT.

(The avatar is me, in 1948 ! )

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Re: One Potato, Two Potato........

#8 Post by piller » Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:02 pm

I remember someone putting a potato up someone's muffler. It made the vehicle run rough for a minute until it got blown out.
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Re: One Potato, Two Potato........

#9 Post by Plottman » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:28 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: One Potato, Two Potato........

#10 Post by 1894c » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:57 pm

...not funny... :)
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Re: One Potato, Two Potato........

#11 Post by rossim92 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:25 pm

1894c wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:57 pm
...not funny... :)
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mr potatoe head went out on a date at a restaurant with a hot girl. After a while, he had to excuse himself to use the restroom. while standing in front of the urinal, he realized, being nervous while getting ready for his date, he left it at home. :D
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