Funny Or true....?

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GunnyMack
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Funny Or true....?

#1 Post by GunnyMack » Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:35 am

Subject FWD:
It Snowed Last Night..

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

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Re: Funny Or true....?

#2 Post by Nath » Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:44 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#3 Post by jnyork » Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:54 am

Probably more truth than fiction there. :D
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#4 Post by crs » Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:50 pm

Amen .
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#5 Post by fordwannabe » Sat Dec 08, 2018 1:01 pm

So obviously you live in HARRISBURG PA. That is more true than you know.
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#6 Post by BlaineG » Sat Dec 08, 2018 1:17 pm

Seattle...Tacoma...Olympia...Portland...And on down I-5. :roll: :roll:
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#7 Post by gamekeeper » Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:40 am

Very sad but it's a becoming reality everywhere...... :(
Good example though.... :lol:
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#8 Post by Old No7 » Sun Dec 09, 2018 8:15 am

Funny! :wink:

So sad but true... :shock:

I need to send that to Howie Carr in Boston WRKO!!! :!:

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