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"Train Your Wife in 5 Easy Lessons..."

#1 Post by Old No7 » Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:37 am

From the local gun club...

Something makes me think this course doesn't deliver on what it promises...

Good luck to you if you dare try it though!

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I guess we'll know "who tried" from all the injury reports............

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#2 Post by Pitchy » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:29 am

Awe the good old days. :lol:
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#3 Post by GunnyMack » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:55 am

Somehow I think that would go over like a phart in church!! Not to mention a few heads getting hit with frying pans...

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#4 Post by earlmck » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:28 am

Hmmm.... No zipcode in the address. Got a feelin' that booklet has been out of print for a while.
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#5 Post by COSteve » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:33 am

All kidding aside, I for one would hate to have a wife W/O a brain and independent will. Even after knowing her for 48 years, she's still a challenge to understand all the time. I wouldn't trade her for anyone, not a 19 yr old buxom bimbo, not a rich heiress, not anyone.
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#6 Post by jnyork » Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:15 am

Has that guy got a hookah there beside him, and what the heck is that thing in front of him, doesnt look like a tv, maybe a radio? :D
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#7 Post by Hawkeye2 » Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:34 pm

That's a 1950's television. You must be too young to remember Howdy Doody and the Lone Ranger. :D

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#8 Post by piller » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:43 pm

I kind of think that PillHer would be willing to massage my feet anyway. Now, it would probably mean that I would have to reciprocate. She is still happy with me, and her Mother is still brewing potions and casting spells to break us up. PillHer is the only member of the family who has become a conservative. Her siblings are afraid of angering their mother. Their mother doesn't want them to have an independent will.
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#9 Post by Sixgun » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:48 pm

That's all I would have to do is to SHOW my wife that poster and there would be no peace in the house for a week. On the other hand, she lets me do whatever I want to do, but.....there are unwritten/unspoken/no gray area limits and I had better know them.

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#10 Post by jnyork » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:49 pm

Hawkeye2 wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:34 pm
That's a 1950's television. You must be too young to remember Howdy Doody and the Lone Ranger. :D

Haw! :lol:

Our family didn't get tv until about 1958 , I was gone in the AF by then. But you're right, I dont recall ever seeing those two programs, must have been after my time as a kid. :D
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#11 Post by AJMD429 » Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:37 pm

COSteve wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:33 am
All kidding aside, I for one would hate to have a wife W/O a brain and independent will. Even after knowing her for 48 years, she's still a challenge to understand all the time. I wouldn't trade her for anyone, not a 19 yr old buxom bimbo, not a rich heiress, not anyone.
Same here.....but I plan to print off the brochure and tape it to the kitchen cabinet above the sink.... :twisted:

Sometimes a good squabble is almost as fun as sex.... :D
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#12 Post by Ray » Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:44 pm

I thought saving the pic. as a desktop background on my wife's laptop just before she went out the door to work was funny.

She didn't ! :(
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#13 Post by Pete44ru » Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:53 am

Hawkeye2 wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:34 pm
That's a 1950's television. You must be too young to remember Howdy Doody and the Lone Ranger. :D
When I was a young kid, I used to catch some punishment when one of my parents caught me listening to radio shows after bedtime (with the volume on my bedside radio turned LOW).

Gunsmoke, The Lone Ranger, Gangbusters, The Shadow, & The Green Hornet were some of my favorites, long before my family got a TV in 1951.

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#14 Post by COSteve » Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:42 pm

AJMD429 wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:37 pm
I plan to print off the brochure and tape it to the kitchen cabinet above the sink.... :twisted:

Sometimes a good squabble is almost as fun as sex.... :D
1st - Your sex life needs some work!! :o 2nd, I showed my wife this thread and she laughed and said, "Don't even think about it!" :D That's a reason we still are together. We share everything and laugh about it . . . . . . mostly. :? However, we both know who's King of the castle . . . . . . . . . and I have my wife's permission to tell you that! :lol:
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#15 Post by 2ndovc » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:15 pm

I don't think I'd survive past number 1 or 2. Those boney little fists hurt! :D

My wife was getting ready for work this morning and she asks me, " Do these pants make me look too skinny?" Knowing full well that it was a trap and smiled, "Nope, looks perfect to me" and quite honestly she did. She gave me a big smile and off she went. :D


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#16 Post by COSteve » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:23 pm

Every time she asks about some clothing making her look fat, thin, short, etc., I know there is no way to answer without risk. However, one thing I know is that my wallet is going to be looking thin soon! :( :o :shock: :lol:
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#17 Post by Hawkeye2 » Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:48 pm

Pete44ru wrote:
Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:53 am
Hawkeye2 wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:34 pm
That's a 1950's television. You must be too young to remember Howdy Doody and the Lone Ranger. :D
When I was a young kid, I used to catch some punishment when one of my parents caught me listening to radio shows after bedtime (with the volume on my bedside radio turned LOW).

Gunsmoke, The Lone Ranger, Gangbusters, The Shadow, & The Green Hornet were some of my favorites, long before my family got a TV in 1951.

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#18 Post by winchester1886 » Sat Oct 13, 2018 6:04 am

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#19 Post by piller » Sat Oct 13, 2018 6:17 am

Just my opinion, but the happiest marriages I have seen are those where they work together. Both the Husband and Wife respect each other. The ones where one partner is afraid to make the other one upset are the ones where they end up splitting after infidelity. Respect can go a long way toward not wanting to upset the other, and it can go well with love. Fear and submission are terrible motivational glues for keeping a marriage together. Just my observations and opinion.
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#20 Post by Bullard4075 » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:44 am

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#21 Post by Ysabel Kid » Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:10 pm

I'm a glutton for punishment. And I really NEED that poster! :D
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#22 Post by AJMD429 » Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:49 pm

piller wrote:
Sat Oct 13, 2018 6:17 am
Just my opinion, but the happiest marriages I have seen are those where they work together. Both the Husband and Wife respect each other.
Our real relationship is like that, but we sure enjoy messing with each other.... :twisted: I love posting pictures like that where she will see them, just to get a rise out of her.

Of course once when I was reassuring her gently that she had been a great Mom to our kids, as they went off to college, then she said "....but have I been a good Wife...??? I said "You've been wonderful....like an awesome vending machine.....put sperm in, and babies come out....!!!"

She threw a shoe at me for that one.... :lol:
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#23 Post by piller » Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:47 pm

Humor and playfulness in a marriage can be a great way to relieve stress.
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#24 Post by Old No7 » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:18 am

COSteve wrote:
Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:23 pm
Every time she asks about some clothing making her look fat, thin, short, etc., I know there is no way to answer without risk...
I know this much, the correct answer is not... "It ain't the clothing that makes you look fat......" :shock:

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