Zipping Along.......

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Zipping Along.......

#1 Post by Pete44ru » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:54 am

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In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time she attempted the step, and once again,much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the bus driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

The woman went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched: "How dare you touch my body ! I don't even know who you are !"

The Texan smiled and drawled: "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.”


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#2 Post by crs » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:02 am

:lol:
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#3 Post by 3leggedturtle » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:44 am

Wow didn’t see that angle coming? :D Todd
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#4 Post by Pitchy » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:48 am

Dats funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#5 Post by Nath » Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:08 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#6 Post by gamekeeper » Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:19 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#7 Post by M. M. Wright » Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:04 pm

Oh yeah, that's funny! :lol: :lol:
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#8 Post by spaghetti » Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:42 pm

Good one !

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#9 Post by DadsMod12 » Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:20 pm

Even my wife laughed :D :o

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