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Pete44ru
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Groaners......

#1 Post by Pete44ru » Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:54 pm

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In Tennessee, a redneck got pulled over by a cop for driving erratically.

He rolled down the window, for the cop, who asked him: " Do you have any ID?"

Redneck replied: " 'bout what ? "


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A traffic cop pulled up to a broken down car on the side of the road, it's redneck driver standing beside it, with potted plants set all around it.

The LEO asked the redneck what he was doing.

That ol' boy said he had been told that, in case of a breakdown, to put out flares around his car.



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IF IN THESE TYMES OF JEOPARDY,
MORTAL PERIL INVADES THY THOUGHT,
TAKE UP THIS TRVSTY PIECE,
TRVST IN THY GOD, AND FEAR THEE NAUGHT.

(The avatar is me, in 1948 ! )

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Re: Groaners......

#2 Post by crs » Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:59 pm

:lol:
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Re: Groaners......

#3 Post by Nath » Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:46 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Psalm ch8.

Because I wish I could!

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