24 Hours To Live

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Fri Jun 26, 2015 11:20 am

Morris returns from the doctor
and tells his wife that the
doctor has told him that he
has only 24 hours to live.

Given the prognosis, Morris
asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, so
they make love.

About 6 hours later, the
husband goes to his wife and says,

'Honey, you know I now have
only 18 hours to live.

Could we please do it one
more time?'

Of course, the wife agrees,
and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into
bed, he looks at his watch

and realizes that he now has
only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife's
shoulder and asks,

'Honey, please.... just one
more time before I die.'

She says, 'Of course, Dear,'
and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife
rolls over and falls to sleep.

Morris, however, worried about his impending death,
tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses.
'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.

Do you think we
could...'

At this point the wife sits
up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough
I have to get up in the morning.. you don't.

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Fri Jun 26, 2015 1:39 pm

Les Staley · Post by **Les Staley** » Fri Jun 26, 2015 2:23 pm

Blaine, love your new avitar!! Read this one to the wife unit and she cracked up! Les

TedH · Post by **TedH** » Fri Jun 26, 2015 3:50 pm

Ouch.

plowboy 45 · Post by **plowboy 45** » Fri Jun 26, 2015 8:45 pm

Hey love that new avitar

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Fri Jun 26, 2015 9:58 pm

plowboy 45 wrote:

Hey love that new avitar

I'm so mad about this current PC BS.....I'm totally states rights. ...

piller · Post by **piller** » Fri Jun 26, 2015 11:37 pm

The 10th amendment has just been shredded. Thanks for the good joke, I needed it to lift my mood a little.

plowboy 45 · Post by **plowboy 45** » Fri Jun 26, 2015 11:55 pm

I'm totally states rights. ...[/quote]

Really didn't think you woulda felt any other way

plowboy 45 · Post by **plowboy 45** » Sat Jun 27, 2015 12:01 am

Aggression will make you feel that way
Whether it's northern aggression or federal aggression
The latter being what happen today

piller · Post by **piller** » Sat Jun 27, 2015 12:16 am

plowboy 45 wrote:Aggression will make you feel that way
Whether it's northern aggression or federal aggression
The latter being what happen today

Yes Sir!

Sorry for the thread drift.

M. M. Wright · Post by **M. M. Wright** » Sat Jun 27, 2015 7:49 am

Thanks Blaine, needed a good laugh.

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Sat Jun 27, 2015 1:25 pm

I didn't know I'm married to Morris's wife!!!

Griff · Post by **Griff** » Sat Jun 27, 2015 2:04 pm

Actually, I think mine woulda said, "the Dr was wrong," & shot me at that 4 hour mark!

JReed · Post by **JReed** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:43 pm

Griff wrote: Actually, I think mine woulda said, "the Dr was wrong," & shot me at that 4 hour mark!

I think our wives must be related.

firefuzz · Post by **firefuzz** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 12:16 am

JReed wrote:
Griff wrote: Actually, I think mine woulda said, "the Dr was wrong," & shot me at that 4 hour mark!
I think our wives must be related.

Heck, I thought Morris was doing pretty good comparatively. LOL

Rob

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