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TedH
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by TedH Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:17 am
From a friend.....
During a long day of looking around Cabela's, a couple of my friends and I stopped in at Hooter's for some Hot Wings and drinks.
After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
I told them, "The one who knows how to fix elevators."
I'm practical, old, tired, and have to pee a lot.
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Streetstar
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by Streetstar Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:11 am
stuck in an elevator listening to the inane banter of the typical 19-23 year old girl? Thats reserved for torture in some countries
Although interesting side tidbit, --- the CEO of CinnaBon is a former Hooters girl --- she helped turn that place into a near billion dollar company --- so i shouldnt stereotype too much
----- Doug
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by gamekeeper Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:12 am
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Thunder50
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by Thunder50 Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:29 am
I'm not that old yet!!!
Give me another 20 years or so, when I am in my 80's. But then again, Grandad still had an eye for the ladies, even in his 80's!!!
The meek shall inherit the earth, but I reserve the mineral rights!
TedH
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by TedH Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:22 am
casastahle wrote:
We got all the fun a man could want waiting right at home.
You're right about that!
My friend that told me that is a no nonsense, retired Sheriff that I used to work for, and that sounds just about right for him though.
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Blaine
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by Blaine Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:51 am
"I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was." *Unknown*
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GonnePhishin
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by GonnePhishin Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:15 pm
Toby Keith
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Blaine
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by Blaine Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:28 pm
UncleBuck wrote: Toby Keith
Didn't coin the phrase.....we were using that old saw back in High School.....
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by Griff Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:36 pm
BlaineG wrote: UncleBuck wrote: Toby Keith
Didn't coin the phrase.....we were using that old saw back in High School.....
What I used to do all night long, now takes all night long!
I figure that if I'm not admirin' the ladies, I'll be horizontal and my friends'll be shovelin' dirt over me.
Griff,There is a fine line between hobby & obsession! AND... I'm over it!!
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by vancelw Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:00 am
Streetstar wrote: stuck in an elevator listening to the inane banter of the typical 19-23 year old girl? Thats reserved for torture in some countries
TALK to her???
I doubt you could get her attention away from her cell phone (yes, Candy Crush works with no cell signal)
We are a nation of zombies
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TedH
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by TedH Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:03 am
I think about 3/4 of the female population under 30 would die if cell phones were suddenly no more. And probably half the males too!
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Bill in Oregon
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by Bill in Oregon Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:11 pm
The posts here strike so close to home, I think I'm a gonna cry ...
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by Sixgun Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:56 pm
The way women are today, I'd be scared poopless if I was stuck in there with a young lady and no one else around........she would probably make up a lie and say I tried to rape her to collect 20 g's or so....with no thought to the 10 years I'd spend in the big house.----6
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by piller Wed Jun 11, 2014 11:37 am
I'm claustrophobic. Being stuck in an elevator would be a problem for me no matter who else was there.
D. Brian Casady
GonnePhishin
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by GonnePhishin Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:12 pm
Didn't coin the phrase.....we were using that old saw back in High School...
Until I heard the song, that was a new one on me.
BYW, what year did you graduate?
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