OT - More Texas Pride

Charles · Post by **Charles** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:52 pm

After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.'

One week later, " The Express News," a local newspaper in Texas reported the following:

'After digging as deep as 30 yards in corn fields near College Station, Texas ATM University, Bubba Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Texas had already gone wireless.'

Terry Murbach · Post by **Terry Murbach** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:56 pm

THERE ARE NO BETTER BS'ERS ANYWHERE THAN TEXANS, GOD BLESS 'EM !!!!

piller · Post by **piller** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:11 pm

I knew those engineers from A&M were good, but I wasn't aware of how good.

Texans love a good joke, just look at how much we love baseball and the team closest to Dallas is already 15 games out of first place after playing 10.