Jennifer, a manager at Wal-Mart, had the task of hiring someone to fill a
job opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four
people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and
ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them
would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table,
Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no
warning.
'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.
'And, now you sir?' she asked the second man..
'Hmmm....let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it
ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular
cliche for speed.'
She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant.. 'Yip, TURNING ON A
LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had
found her man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same
question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious
to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response...
'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good,
and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE
LIGHT, I had already ruined my britches.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
You'll probably think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on.
the fastest thing
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If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
- Borregos
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Re: the fastest thing
No more visits to WalMart for me
Pete
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Re: the fastest thing
I have always shied away from walmart greeters,
perhaps I knew something instictivly.
perhaps I knew something instictivly.
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Re: the fastest thing
Good morning and thnks for that happy story !
Now I know another reason why I was not at all impressed with my Wal-mart visits this past summer when up north there.
Mike in Peru
Now I know another reason why I was not at all impressed with my Wal-mart visits this past summer when up north there.
Mike in Peru
A sinner saved by FAITH in the Blood of Jesus Christ &teaching God´s Word in Peru. John 3:36
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Re: the fastest thing
That explains a lot.
D. Brian Casady
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Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
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Re: the fastest thing
I was there just the other day.... I wondered what THAT SMELL WAS !!!
Re: the fastest thing
Thought about that job after twenty plus years in Corrections then thought that would be the shortest job I'd have.