Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to
work on time.
Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really
tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and
obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to
tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late
so often is quite bothersome." "Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."
''Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd
though you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces.
What did they say if you came in late there?"
''They said, 'Good morning, Admiral, can I get you coffee, sir?'''
Humor- Getting to work late
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Humor- Getting to work late
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Thus that proves the old adage... R H I P''They said, 'Good morning, Admiral, can I get you coffee, sir?'''
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Old No7 wrote:Thus that proves the old adage... R H I P''They said, 'Good morning, Admiral, can I get you coffee, sir?'''
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