A True Texas Lady
A very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Texas one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' (means 'getting ready to' in Texas ) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids.."
She said, "Well, Remember the Alamo ."
He replied, ''What's the Alamo ?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb butt Yankee.''
Humor..... Texas style
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Humor..... Texas style
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Charles
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Re: Humor..... Texas style
AMEN and AMEN!!!
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Oh so wrong, yet SO RIGHT! 
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Re: Humor..... Texas style
Loved it! Thanks for sharing it.
MikeS.
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Re: Humor..... Texas style
thats funny right there
Mike Johnson,
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"Only those who will risk going too far, can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot
Re: Humor..... Texas style
Would you call that natural selection? Some we just don't need.