Why God made dogs and cats

[JReed]

The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'

And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal, and God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'

And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'

And God said, 'I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased . . .

And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't give a pelosi one way or the other....

[awp101]

And Cat didn't give a **** one way or the other....

Sounds exactly like my cats. Until the dog starts wanting to play with them, THEN they give one!

[JReed]

And Cat didn't give a **** one way or the other....

Sounds exactly like my cats. Until the dog starts wanting to play with them, THEN they give one!

Same here my Lab treats our cat like a chew toy with a pulse.

[Old No7]

Same here my Lab treats our cat like a chew toy with a pulse.

Hey Jeremy, that's GREAT!!!

Problem is... Our "chew toy with a pulse" also has a BIG ATTITUDE!!!

I used to like cats...

...until we got the dog...

...now I just LOVE the dog...

...and don't care at all about the cats!

Old No7

[awp101]

And Cat didn't give a **** one way or the other....

Sounds exactly like my cats. Until the dog starts wanting to play with them, THEN they give one!

Same here my Lab treats our cat like a chew toy with a pulse.

I have to remind him they aren't live action chew toys.

[Ysabel Kid]

Yep, cats certainly do march to their own drummers!

[Streetstar]

I have to admit to liking the little fanny burp knockers I look at these pics and laugh -- "What do these A-holes think they're doing ????" One is a toilet fisherman and the other continually does his best Burt Reynolds pose in the sink !!!

[DBW]

Jeremy, I sent this to my wife... a cat lover. In my opinion most cat's are worthless... like politicians.

[soon 2 retire]

I'm sending this to my daughter in Seattle. We'll visit her and the two "grandkids" soon. Gail the tailwagger (border collie) and Casper the yogurt thief (just a plain cat; but always comes when called).

Bob in NE Indiana

[SmokeEater2]

That was great Jeremy Thanks! We have 2 Shelties and 2 cats and they all pretty much live up to that post.

[marlinman93]

Boy that sure describes dogs and cats to a T!