OT - Today I used almost all of them...

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:52 pm

...all of my â€œspecial sayingsâ€

JReed · Post by **JReed** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:56 pm

You think you could drive better with that phone up you tail.

Most things I say are muttered under my breath so the wife and kids dont hear them.

Post by **Hobie** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:06 pm

"A monkey could do THAT."

Kilroy6644 · Post by **Kilroy6644** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:13 pm

"Pedal faster!"

rjohns94 · Post by **rjohns94** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:14 pm

When waiting for someone to make a turn or go through an intersection who is waiting first for that on coming vehicle WAYYYYYYY Down the road:

They are making more cars every day, lets not wait for today's model.

When waiting for a person who has delayed going on Green because they are preoccupied with something in the car:

You have seen every color light the stop light has, choose one and GOOOOOO!!!!!!

bsaride · Post by **bsaride** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:19 pm

YK,

I get those days about once a month here in SoCal.
And I don't drive very much.

Another one I see more of are the ones who seem to be aiming
to him me or run me off the road.

Usually I am allowed to vent as I drive alone or with my 21yo
daughter. The better morons usually get a one finger salute.

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:19 pm

I forgot one!

"What are you waiting for - a golden invitation?"

WCF3030 · Post by **WCF3030** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:21 pm

Green
Gas
and Go.
They all start with "G" for your convenience.

"Dumb like you read about"

2ndovc · Post by **2ndovc** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:34 pm

Outta My way Monkey Butt! ( the kids like that one)

I also like " It's the little pedal on the right"

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:40 pm

Kid,
I never raise my voice around anyone. If the lugbolts I keep handy don't straighten 'em out, I simply fire a warning shot through their windshield.-------------Sixgun

DDude · Post by **DDude** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:54 pm

"Asswipe fourwheelers"... and yes, it covers a very broad spectrum of those who don't understand the law of physics. 80,000# trucks do not stop as quickly and in as short a distance that the average 4000# car does.

Not exactly PG but then again the only passenger I have riding with me in my truck is my mini-dachshund. He simply ignores my verbal mutterings and continues to sleep over on the passenger seat.

neil mitchell · Post by **neil mitchell** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:00 pm

Sorry,I don't have any PG-rated sayings!

Neil

jeepnik · Post by **jeepnik** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:11 pm

Not just for driving, but I like "Not the brightest bulb in the pack" Usually in reference to truck drivers.

DDude · Post by **DDude** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:13 pm

jeepnik wrote:Not just for driving, but I like "Not the brightest bulb in the pack" Usually in reference to truck drivers.

Hey, I resemble that remark!

Joe Reilly · Post by **Joe Reilly** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:45 am

Lead, follow, or get out of the way.

marlinman93 · Post by **marlinman93** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:58 am

Move it or lose it!
Wake up and drive!
Well duh!!
You CAN turn right on a red light!

cas · Post by **cas** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:20 am

"You shouldn't be allowed to vote either!"

PG but not PC

(runs and hides from the women)

stretch · Post by **stretch** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:21 am

Geez, Ysabel Kid, you sound a lot like me when I lived in the city!
I haven't used a string of those phrases all together in a long
time..........the first three resemble some of yours!

"It's the right-hand pedal!"

â€œWhere did you get your license â€“ the cereal box???â€

bunklocoempire · Post by **bunklocoempire** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:08 am

My Willys truck likes the speed limit, (flathead 226 super hurricane, 3 spd)

"What's your hurry? It's an island"

"See ya at the stoplight"

"You shoulda left earlier"

"Slow down this aint the mainland"

"Go to Oahu"

"How come I don't see you at the drag strip?"

The ol' Willys, not built for comfort, not built for speed.

Bunkloco

Bogie35 · Post by **Bogie35** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:01 am

Don't be so scared! You're not about to die in a fiery crash! Just GO!

Humbly,
bogie

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:45 am

The one I seem to use most is "signal dumb-butt I'm not a mind reader"

1894 · Post by **1894** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:23 am

If you are too scared to drive in a little snow , STAY HOME !!!!

This ain't NASCAR , no drafting !!!

Phil

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:10 am

"It's a shame they're making these new cars without turn-signals anymore."

I don't tend to use words above the PG-13 level even when driving.

steveb · Post by **steveb** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:15 am

Anyway, what are some of your favorite PG-rated sayings?

I would post one but I usually jump right to the R rated stuff.

CEMENTHEAD · Post by **CEMENTHEAD** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:56 am

"Sunday is at the end of the week." This is my favorite. I feel your intolerance, Thanks, Tom

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:15 am

I forgot a couple more, for small cars that either don't have the power to get out of the way, or are driven by gutless-wonders...

"It's the PASSING lane, moron!"

"What, did you forget to feed the squirrels?" (Usually for the Toyota Prisis)

"Do you need me to wind the rubber band for you?" (for any hybrid car)

I figure that for most of us sharing the road with professional truck drivers is something akin to letting a bunch of kindergarteners loose on our gun range - with guns!

I have nothing but respect for the professionalism - and patience - of 99.9% of the truck drivers out there. I have had my bacon saved more than once by an attentive trucker switching lanes to allow me to get over when Joe "has the cellphone permanately stuck to his head" or Sally "trying to do her makeup" has decided to switch lanes into mine without warning.

Savage99 · Post by **Savage99** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:01 pm

I spend most of my work day behind the wheel of my truck...I learned years ago its better to just smile when someone makes a dumb move..just smile, getting upset will do no good cause the idiot causing you problems probably didn't mean to or simply wasn't paying attention..beside how many times have we been on the recieving end of a redlight cussing..

Simply smile and let it go...

The Lewis · Post by **The Lewis** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:12 pm

I've given up saying anything at all, anger makes me tense, so I started laughing at the dumba*# things I see people do on the road and I have a much better time of it.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:31 pm

I drive a big truck for a living. There's nothing I can do most of the time. I just grin and bare it. when it happens I just reassure myself...

yep, I'm an idiot magnet.

Rusty <><