HUMOR - TX Sheriff Job Interview

[Pete44ru]

A man, seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department, is being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says: 'Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.'

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: 'Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.'

'Why the rabbit?'

'Great attitude,' says the Sergeant. 'When can you start?'

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[rjohns94]

I passed too!

[Chuck 100 yd]

When do I start?

[horsesoldier03]

6 seems like such a small #, it must have been a revolver!

[AJMD429]

6 seems like such a small #, it must have been a revolver!

Must mean he has to find six illegal aliens who are Muslim extremists and meth dealers; one bullet for each. I suppose one of them would have to be holding the rabbit...

[Ysabel Kid]

[J Miller]

I got it, when do I start

Wifie said ......... I don't get it ....

Joe

[Pete44ru]

[6 seems like such a small #, it must have been a revolver!]

[ six illegal aliens]
[ six meth dealers]
[ six Muslim extremists]
[ & A rabbit.]

Unless............... there's some 19-shot service pistol, I can't recall.

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[piller]

Did I notice a 6-6-6 in that joke, or am I just reading too much into it? Seriously, why the rabbit, what did it do?

[JohndeFresno]

See? That's why y'all ain't sheriffs!

A cop knows that a gun can be used more than once - it's called reloading!

[homefront]

Am I strange because I didn't question the rabbit?

[Borregos]

Good one:lol: