Humor Southern Security System

[budliteguy]

Subject: How to install a Home Security System in the South


1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back
in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman
this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took
part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I
locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

"Cooter"

[mescalero1]

stop working so hard and tell her to support herself

[Ysabel Kid]