Oh man! I’m tired bro…..what were you thinking? Kristy hear you pass gas? !I sure as hell wouldn’t buy anything that pig touched…..you might get rickets, spinal bifida, or mad cow disease.
You imagine that….one man, almost 70 and another pushing 60….amazing….but ya know what? We is having fun. ………..sheeeeeeeeeeet…..there’s a reason the Good Lord kept us 600 miles apart.
Are those girls in West Athens THAT nasty? Are they below the corn fed Cornville gals? Geeze, what do they use to prop up the dance tables, railroad ties …or first growth oak stumps?
In spite of what we are told….and believe that females are cleaner than men is b.s……they are cleaner when people are looking but if no one is there to witness it they can be pigs……..females are dirtier than males………my dad, who after working 40 some years at Reynolds Aluminum decided to take an easy do nothing job his last five years…..cutting grass, emptying trash cans and cleaning the men’s and women’s room……………and then, where I worked, my black buddy Omar, one of the coolest if not THE coolest black dude I’ve ever known did the same job. We could talk black and white all day with never a tense word……..anyway, he told me…as my dad told me that the women would smear s on the seat, forget to flush the toilet, leave paper towels on the floor…..etc..etc….
One day I was walking down the aisle and this woman came out of the ladies room with about 4’ of toilet paper hanging out of the back of her pants. I told her, “Helen, you have a tail.” She turn red as red can be……I laughed and told all my buddies….
By the way,when I was at Costco today they had some sheds put together on display. They are just as nice as Rubbermaid with 4.5 stars…the brand is Suncast and the one I wanted is 8 x 7 with a 4’ door opening. $999…..even has a floor on it..solid and sturdy….looked like they had 3 in stock so I’m gonna run over tomorrow morning with the trailer and get it…….this way I can get the 50 gallons of fuel, floor jacks, paint…all the s you use 3 or 4 times a year and clear up space for the garage for when the Cyclone Rake comes in……..which, by Fed Ex should be here tomorrow.
