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You’d think I’d have learned my lesson by now. I’ve been married 18 years to the best woman in the world. Two great kids, a good job, reasonable health. So why do I always find a way to get myself in hot water?
Because it’s fun – it adds spice to life!
So, what was it this time? I was wondering around the “Dixie Gun & Knifeâ€
A Girlfriend told me once, when she caught my eyes straying: Who do you think you have a better chance with tonight? That, and she could poke ya in the ribs really hard
Old Savage wrote:Well unless of course your wife has tupperware too which I suspect she doesn't but in which case you are on your own.
Nope, my wife's a real - and she would probably have her beat. Plus, my wife looks like a real women - with a little meat on her bones.
That is also what I meant when I said this one looked better in person - she had put on a bit of weight, and didn't look so thin in the face. To me, ultra-thin women often look like they are mad - and heck, women are mad enough most the time without having to look the part all the time!
Did I just say that?!? Where is the "black-eye" smiley when you need it?
Old Time Hunter wrote:This is what nations really fight wars over!
Yep, never see that in public anywhere in the great sandbox.
Jeepnik AKA "Old Eyes"
"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
"Freedom is never more that a generation from extinction" Ronald Reagan
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad
Daisy Duke was not much better. What is a guy to do? Can't help nature. Some day I will have to tell you the Minn. Vikings head cheerleader story. I was just in the wrong spot at the wrong time or was it the right spot at the right time? Well that was a long time ago. 1886.