Another one from the local gun club...
Be careful with what you think, twink -- and drink!
Old No7
An old man lies dying; his wife is by his bedside.
He says in a weakened voice “There is something I must confess...”
“Shhhh” said the wife, “there is nothing to confess.”
She holds his hand and caresses his head. “Everything is all right...” she whispers.
“NO!!” the husband replied “I must die in peace..."
He continued with "I once had sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your best friend's mum!”
“I know.....” she whispered...
“That's why I poisoned you. Now close your eyes...............”
An Old Man Lies Dying...............
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An Old Man Lies Dying...............
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Re: An Old Man Lies Dying...............
Nothing like a woman scorn
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Re: An Old Man Lies Dying...............
I swear I worked with that Guy for years.... .
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I just don't understand why he would lie at a time like that...
I just don't understand why he would lie at a time like that...
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