Life Skills: "How To Speak to Women"
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Life Skills: "How To Speak to Women"
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No good for me...my wife don't drink.....probably why I've been in the doghouse for the last 46 years----6
Re: Life Skills: "How To Speak to Women"
There's four expert theories about how best to talk to women...none of them work.
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Re: Life Skills: "How To Speak to Women"
These are the 4 I know! Todd/3leg
1. I’m sorry
2. I’m wrong
3. You are right
4. Yes Dear
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Re: Life Skills: "How To Speak to Women"
You guys are on the fast track. 45 years and I still never say the right thing. I have learned, however, that even a comment needing no response needs a response. After being accused of not listening I once repeated, verbatim, what my wife had said. That is absolutely the wrong thing to do.
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I dont care what I say, I'm still wrong.
The other morning I was wrong before I even said anything.
The other morning I was wrong before I even said anything.
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My wife and I attended a wedding several years ago where the Padre was beginning his spiel. He said there's two words to always remember, I muttered "Yes dear" and he pointed at me and laughed. "There's a guy that has it figured out!" Not quite, but we do pretty well.COSteve wrote: ↑Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:40 pm A very smart man told me before I got married some 45 years ago that the oft quoted three little words that made for a happy wife, 'I love you' weren't necessarily the best choice.
Yep, he told me that for a happy life, it was just two little words; 'yes dear'. I've kept to that philosophy and it's stood me well all these years.
BTW, just because I say them, doesn't mean that I follow through with em!! Sort of like when she says, "we'll see." Even the kids learned when they were small that that meant no, not that she'd consider it.
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My wife has been complaining for over 40 years about my 4WD trucks... always like "...can't you put some steps so it's easy for me to get in?"
My answer has always been, '...yep, let me look at some solutions." For many years a simple "no, they hang down too far, and a hand on the butt to boost her up has sufficed... in recent years that hasn't worked as well... and I hear the same complaint every time she gets in my truck. I've found that the discussion gets cut short when I print out an order form for those nifty electric steps that automatically deploy when you open the door... & tell her, "...no problem I'll install them as soon as they get here." She looks at the total price and sez, "...maybe later."
Better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission.
My answer has always been, '...yep, let me look at some solutions." For many years a simple "no, they hang down too far, and a hand on the butt to boost her up has sufficed... in recent years that hasn't worked as well... and I hear the same complaint every time she gets in my truck. I've found that the discussion gets cut short when I print out an order form for those nifty electric steps that automatically deploy when you open the door... & tell her, "...no problem I'll install them as soon as they get here." She looks at the total price and sez, "...maybe later."
Better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission.
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Re: Life Skills: "How To Speak to Women"
Talking to women always got me in trouble. One thing would lead to another and woman #1 would soon file for divorce, and I'd run off with #2...
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Re: Life Skills: "How To Speak to Women"
Oh I've learned the right words and have even said them a few times:
"Yes Dear, You're right, I'm wrong, I'm sorry"
My problem is I haven't learned to say them in a manner that sounds sincere.....
"Yes Dear, You're right, I'm wrong, I'm sorry"
My problem is I haven't learned to say them in a manner that sounds sincere.....
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If a man is alone in the forest...with absolutely no one else to hear him...and he speaks...
...is he still wrong?
...is he still wrong?
Re: Life Skills: "How To Speak to Women"
Depends on who you ask. Another guy, no. Any female, yes.
Jeepnik AKA "Old Eyes"
"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
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"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad
"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
"Freedom is never more that a generation from extinction" Ronald Reagan
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad
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I was at a local bar when a woman at a table a few feet away from me sneezed and her glass eye came out and I caught it. I handed it back to her and she popped it in and said thank you. She was a beautiful woman. Gorgeous face stunning body and a beautiful smile to boot. The woman of my dreams right in front of me. A few moments pass by and she comes up to me and asks for my number and I looked around the room. Surely she must’ve been mistaken. I said “ who me?!!!?” She said “yes of course you. I don’t usually do this kind of thing but you just sort of caught my eye.”
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Re: Life Skills: "How To Speak to Women"
On you tube there exists the "Crazy / Sexy" matrix chart thingy. It answers and preventsmost problems of the above descriptions.
One for girls and one shorter one for boys.
Stay outta the section that includes redheads, hairdressers, and girls named Tiffany!
One for girls and one shorter one for boys.
Stay outta the section that includes redheads, hairdressers, and girls named Tiffany!
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That was good, but it left out the men's chart that women use!AJMD429 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:25 am ....like this one....??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk
Pretty funny.
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With #2 being the most important (to her)...3leggedturtle wrote: ↑Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:16 pm
1. I’m sorry
2. I’m wrong
3. You are right
4. Yes Dear