Here's another one from the local gun club...
Old No7
"The Wedding Ceremony"
The beautiful wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom..........
The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a young child stood up. She started walking slowly towards the minister...
The congregation was aghast -- you could almost hear a pin drop...
The groom's jaw dropped as he stared at the approaching young woman and child...
* * * Chaos ensued! * * *
The bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out crying!
The bride's mother fainted! Followed by the groom's mother and several bridesmaids too!
The two fathers started to square off as if they were getting ready to fight!
The best men gave each other concerned looks wondering how to save the situation...
The minister asked the woman, “Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?”
There was absolute silence in the church.........................
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The woman softly replied, “I'm sorry... But we can't hear you in the back...”
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And that illustrates what happens when people are considered guilty until proven innocent.
"The Wedding Ceremony"
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"The Wedding Ceremony"
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Re: "The Wedding Ceremony"
Jumping to conclusions again, eh?
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Re: "The Wedding Ceremony"
I'm Soooo stealing that one.
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Re: "The Wedding Ceremony"
You can be certain I am stealing that one.
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