"The Wedding Ceremony"

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"The Wedding Ceremony"

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Here's another one from the local gun club... :wink:

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"The Wedding Ceremony"

The beautiful wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom..........

The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a young child stood up. She started walking slowly towards the minister...

The congregation was aghast -- you could almost hear a pin drop...

The groom's jaw dropped as he stared at the approaching young woman and child...

* * * Chaos ensued! * * *

The bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out crying!

The bride's mother fainted! Followed by the groom's mother and several bridesmaids too!

The two fathers started to square off as if they were getting ready to fight!

The best men gave each other concerned looks wondering how to save the situation...

The minister asked the woman, “Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?”

There was absolute silence in the church.........................

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The woman softly replied, “I'm sorry... But we can't hear you in the back...”

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jumping to conclusions again, eh?
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I'm Soooo stealing that one. :lol:
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BlaineG wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:23 amI'm Soooo stealing that one. :lol:
+1! :lol:
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You can be certain I am stealing that one.
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BlaineG wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:23 am I'm Soooo stealing that one. :lol:
+1 also!
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now that was a great one !!! :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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