Redneck Vasectomy

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Pete44ru
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Redneck Vasectomy

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A Southern couple, Debbie & Jonathan (both rednecks) had 9 children. :o

They decided to visit a doctor about getting Jonathan "fixed".

The doctor started the paperwork so he could perform the procedure, but was curious...…….

So, the doctor asked them: " Why did you decide to have this procedure after 9 children ? "

Jonathan replied that they had read a recent magazine article that stated 1 of every 10 children born in the US was Mexican, and they didn't want to take the chance that they would have a Mexican baby, because they couldn't speak Spanish.



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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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That's only the third joke in 40 years that made my wife crack a smile.
That's a pretty high bar...! I can't remember one of the others... :(
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Oy! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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