The Best Place To Go Drinking

[Pete44ru]

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"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home.

In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's, where the landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy you the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you a third drink, after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman - "Back home in me favorite pub in Galway, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually - Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you get yer ashes hauled, all on the house ! "

The Englishman and Scotsman were naturally suspicious of the Irishman's claims, so asked him: "Did this actually happen to you ?"

"Not me-self, personally, no," admitted Paddy, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."


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[Ray]

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[piller]

[Bill in Oregon]

The boys are rambunctious this morning!

[M. M. Wright]

Aaah. Laughter is a good thing.

[gamekeeper]

Aaah. Laughter is a good thing.

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