Sounds Jake To Me

[Pete44ru]

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It seems that the frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born.

Statistics just released from the United States, Canada, and United Nations Board of Health Team, revealed that:

North American, Australian, New Zealanders and British men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year - if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to both me and most of my buddies, as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese.


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[Blaine]

[Ysabel Kid]

That one is getting told at the family Christmas party!

[Bill in Oregon]

I ain't a gonna comment and y'all can't make me.

[J Miller]

UH huh ..... Now I know,

Joe

[Old No7]

...revealed that: North American, Australian, New Zealanders and British men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week...

I'll need to see lots more info on who -- or what -- they're having sex with before I reply...

Old No7

[piller]

Ever watch "The Vicar of Dibley"? The farmer on there, played by Roger Lloyd Pack, had sex fairly often as the jokes went. He was even glad that the laws against having sex with animals had been repealed. The look on his face, as he was in character, when he found out that they hadn't was hilarious. Maybe the people who took the survey were watching T.V. and didn't know it.

[mikld]

Yeah, I figger it has a lot to do with the female partner. Now if yer woman feels old, and dried up, you prolly won't have as much fun as a feller with a mate that likes physical contact. Are Japanese women asexual after 50?

Is it Saturday yet?

[Pitchy]

Sex, what`s that.

[fordwannabe]

Anybody got any rice?