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My Girlfriend

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She broke up with me and I stole her wheelchair....Guess who came crawling back to me? :P
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I laughed, but wife didn't. Did you know that now we are both "sick"? :lol:
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Merle wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:27 pm I laughed, but wife didn't. Did you know that now we are both "sick"? :lol:
Wimmins don't laugh at much.... :lol:
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Oh my :lol: :lol:
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You should have whacked her in the arm with a baseball bat to keep her where she belongs...away! :D

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My wife had surgery, I carried her to the kitchen so she could do the dishes and make dinner. Thought I was helping, but she got mad.

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When she asks for you to help with the laundry, why is she not more specific? Getting your dirty clothes in the hamper counts as help, doesn't it?
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With this joke, you've entered the realm of the tasteless. I appreciate it! :D :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one Blaine.
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I saw "My Girlfriend" and was gonna pass. I didn't feel like any reading posts about relationships, girl friends, etc., but then I saw the thread was started by Blaine. Good one Blaine! :mrgreen:
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Well, beings that we are on women jokes, can anyone here tell me why women's feet are smaller than men's?.........it helps them get closer to the sink.---6
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Sixgun wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:24 pm Well, beings that we are on women jokes, can anyone here tell me why women's feet are smaller than men's?.........it helps them get closer to the sink.---6
and the stove, and the dishwasher.......
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Merle wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 3:17 pm
Sixgun wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:24 pm Well, beings that we are on women jokes, can anyone here tell me why women's feet are smaller than men's?.........it helps them get closer to the sink.---6
and the stove, and the dishwasher.......

Speaking of dishwashers, I've had a dishwasher ever since I got married; but my wife didn't get one until we bought a house....... ;)


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Ah, now I remember why I like coming here and reading all of the topics ... not just the gun related ones.
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Pete44ru wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:14 pm Speaking of dishwashers, I've had a dishwasher ever since I got married; but my wife didn't get one until we bought a house....... ;)
How do you turn your dishwasher into a snow blower?



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My ex- wife's idea of loading the dishwasher was bringing me home a sixpack. :D
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fordwannabe wrote: Fri Oct 13, 2017 6:29 pm My ex- wife's idea of loading the dishwasher was bringing me home a sixpack. :D
Brides wear white to match the other kitchen appliances. :mrgreen:
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Blaine you did see the EX in ex wife, right.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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