How WOMEN Think & Text...............
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How WOMEN Think & Text...............
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Old No7
Husband’s Text Message:
“Honey, a car hit me when I was pulling out of the office!
Paula brought me to the hospital... They're doing tests and X-rays.
I had a severe blow to my head, but fortunately it did not cause serious injury...
I do have 3 broken ribs, a compound fracture in my left leg and they may have to amputate the foot..."
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Wife’s Text Response:
“Who’s Paula?"
Old No7
Husband’s Text Message:
“Honey, a car hit me when I was pulling out of the office!
Paula brought me to the hospital... They're doing tests and X-rays.
I had a severe blow to my head, but fortunately it did not cause serious injury...
I do have 3 broken ribs, a compound fracture in my left leg and they may have to amputate the foot..."
...
Wife’s Text Response:
“Who’s Paula?"
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Females have different priorities.......
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More truth than is comfortable.
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With my first Ex, I cut my finger real bad, maybe cleaning fish outside IIRC, and it was DON'T DRIP BLOOD ON THE FLOOR.
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I've heard that before (more times than I care to mention)!
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The Key Phrase is.......
The Worrisome Word is.......
"With my first Ex......"
The Worrisome Word is.......
"first......"
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Want REAL change? . . . . . "Boortz/Nugent in 2012 . . . ! "
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"... WOMEN think... "
You're starting with a concept based on an oxymoron.
You're starting with a concept based on an oxymoron.
Government office attracts the power-mad, yet it's people who just want to be left alone to live life on their own terms who are considered dangerous.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
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Well, the second was the mother of my wonderful daughter so.....
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The best description of how women think, is one I saw here. Trying to figure out women is like trying to figure out what color the number seven smells like. Yup that pretty well sums it up.
a Pennsylvanian who has been accused of clinging to my religion and my guns......Good assessment skills.
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Ask a woman, she'll know because there is likely a perfume by that name.fordwannabe wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 11:01 pm The best description of how women think, is one I saw here. Trying to figure out women is like trying to figure out what color the number seven smells like. Yup that pretty well sums it up.
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"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
"Freedom is never more that a generation from extinction" Ronald Reagan
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad
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Fortunately for me, PillHer is not like most women. She doesn't think that way. Our daughter does, and the two of them are always fighting because of it.
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The current Mrs.fordwannabe( 12 years) was a cop for 18 years working mostly with men(now an ER nurse). She does not usually think like a woman, but when she does it sure throws me for a loop. The ex-Mrs. Fordwannabe did not always think like a normal woman either...more like a psychotic woman with PMS. There is a reason she is the EX. WHEWEE.
a Pennsylvanian who has been accused of clinging to my religion and my guns......Good assessment skills.
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"Tai'nt funny McGee." And if you remember that one you're older than TV.
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