.......... and so went to the local Cabela's to buy a micro 9mm pistol for HD.
When she saw me get ready to pay for the gun & ammo, the clerk told me: "Strip down, facing me".
So, making a mental note to make the NRA aware of Cabela's anti-gun psycho's, I did just as she instructed.
When the shrieking & alarms stopped, I realized that she was actually referring to how I should place my credit card in the reader.
1) I've been asked not to shop there any more.
2) Cabela's needs to make their instructions to senior citizens a LOT more clearer.
3) I don't think I looked that bad.......
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