Obscure conversions...

[alnitak]

OBSCURE CONVERSIONS

From Seniorific News/Nov. 2016



· Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

· 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton

· Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 banana second.

· Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

· Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

· 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 lite year

· 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

· Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon

· 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

· Basic unit of laryngitis – 1 hoarsepower

· 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

· 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton

· 1000 ccs of wet socks = 1 literhosen

· 8 nickles = 2 paradigms

[Griff]

Shamefully, I admit to laughing out loud at a couple of those.

[crs]

"Shamefully, I admit to laughing out loud at a couple of those." +1

[Pete44ru]

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Me likey !


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[Blaine]

Shamefully, I admit to laughing out loud at a couple of those.

+1, But more than a couple..... "Eskimo Pi..Bwaahahahaaaa"

[Daisyman]

Got quite the kick out of those!

[Old Ironsights]

I'm still waiting for the Halloween Crayola collection:

Gan Green
Puking Pale
Bilge Brown
Melanoma Yellow
Infra Dead
Ultra Violent
and
Burnt Hombre

[Malamute]

Good stuff!

[Ysabel Kid]