Fifty Shades of Grey for Seniors

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Fifty Shades of Grey for Seniors

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Fifty Shades of Grey for Seniors

Back and forth...
Back and forth…
In and out…
In and out…
A little to the right…
A little to the left…
She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and,
trickling down the small of her back…
She was getting near to the end.

He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved,
forward then backward…
Forward then backward…
Again and again…
Her heart was pounding now,
Her face was flushed…She moaned, softly at first, then began to groan
louder.
Finally... totally exhausted,
she let out a piercing scream,


"OK, OK, you smug b*stard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"
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Re: Fifty Shades of Grey for Seniors

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Laughed my butt off, terrific! Totally unexpected punchline - laughing so hard nearly fell out of my chair!
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Re: Fifty Shades of Grey for Seniors

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Good'n :lol:
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Re: Fifty Shades of Grey for Seniors

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Screaming funny there. Stole it and sent it on. :lol:
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Re: Fifty Shades of Grey for Seniors

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Reminds me of when I failed the 'parallel parking test' because I knocked over the parking meter... :oops:
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That was a good one
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I guess I park like that smug b*ards wife!..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops:
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Good one :lol: :lol:
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Re: Fifty Shades of Grey for Seniors

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Love it! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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