Got me thinking was the things I did average????????
I know we all tried the tongue in electrical socket when very young so ????
Older neighbor kids ruined my snow fort which started out as just snow ball fight. Made Ice Balls with rocks inside wa wa neighbors!
Would climb way up high in tree with string and dog treats,tie treat onto string dangle outside dog house until Tammy (one of them Spud's dogs)would grab it and run inside dog house.I would yell "Got one its a sugacuda"and we would tug a war.Until dog finally one day yanked me out of tree and I broke my wrist.Now, I was 7 years old went to hospital they said gonna keep him overnight, put him out in the morning and set it. I freaked out and said no,no way,ain't staying here. The Doctor looked angrily at me and said then we can do it now while you are awake and "I'll twist it till you scream"
Guess what? Lets twist it. My mom said I swore with words that made her blush.At age 9 got a new bike, used though and while going to get it my brother grabbed it and said you can't have it na na na na na
I started after him and he threw it(rolled hard)right into me and the banana seat him me square in the crotch,doubled me over.
I got up he ran inside, he was 3 years older than me. He locked the doors and stuck out his tongue at me from inside the front door.
I grabbed the metal milk jug box and tossed it through front door window and went after him with lets just say something not good and was told if you ever do that again you might have to go to a special place and live????
Age 10 had a couple buddies, one being kinda of a little sneak and I saw him steal a couple of my daredevil lures and put them in his tackle box underneath top shelf. Well that did it, when he went to go we we and ran over and grabbed a handgun of spinners and stuck them in my front CPO coat pocket. Forgot about it, that night walking home from a football game with couple pals we started wrestling.I jumped on his back with all them treble hooks in coat pocket. All those triple hooks embedded into my chest.Every step home the coat moved and would tear into chest. Took a hospital trip and about an hour of cutting off pocket and clipping off about 25 barbed ends then pushing rest on through.
Age 11 Got to make a sound exactly like a screaming Mountain Lion. Climbed up on two story roof and waited for two hours for my brother to come back home from movies.It was pitch black.He got to porch and I did the Mountain Lion Scream while they were screaming I laughed so hard fell off roof broke my leg.
Age 12 Brothers birthday party.Thought he deserves a good scare,its been at least a week. Hid behind living room chair.When his back was turned in kitchen I came running at full speed from living room attempting to jump through doorway onto his turned back.
Forgot about last time I did that and I had grown another couple inches.Hit the solid oak door header while in run/jump mode squarely on forehead knocked me out and I cam crashing down on metal clothes hamper smashing that to bits.
Age 13 getting to be a bad a## with this Martial Arts thing. Look everyone I can do a wheel kick and kick the eves trough.
Problem that day----it was winter,ice on concrete patio went up kicked it came down on ice--broke other leg.
Age 14 Had a Doberman,got him from Brackney,Pa State Police Dog that flunked K9 school for being too aggressive. Age 6 months.
Boy, did that dog love me,his daddy. I would tell him Daddy don't love you anymore and he would look at me, Then I would say daddy really don't love ya anymore and he would corncob(click his teeth)and whimper.he would walk up and put his muzzle right at groin at corncob ya. Like to say, better say daddy loves me or ???????????????????/
Well, one time I said Uncle Jack he doesn't love you and doesn't love daddy. There we go with the corncob deal only at Uncle Jack's jewels. got a phone call went and answered it,forgot about the "who loves ya" and Uncle Jack got more than a corncob.
better stop now!
found in pine boxes in old mine shafts around South Pass WY.
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