Humor for Wed.
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Humor for Wed.
Crow Mystery Solved.
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
The conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
The conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."
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Re: Humor for Wed.
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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Re: Humor for Wed.
Good one.
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Re: Humor for Wed.
Pete
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
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Re: Humor for Wed.
WHAT! No U.N. involvement? This has got to be a joke... Right?
Re: Humor for Wed.
That even got a smile from my "hard to impress" college kid.
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wow...that is so bad, yet so funny...made my day... :)
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Since I don't live all that far from Bahston, I'm ROTFLMAO ! .
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Since I don't live all that far from Bahston, I'm ROTFLMAO ! .
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Re: Humor for Wed.
Reason why trucks wack more birds than is cars is because they forget to take in account the extra width of mirrors.
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Re: Humor for Wed.
THAT is truly awful......
ROFLMAO!
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ROFLMAO!
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Re: Humor for Wed.
That was exquisitely bad....................I love it!!!
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Re: Humor for Wed.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....dunno Griff. Better try again. -----------6