Things you wont hear from a levergunner...

[Chuck 100 yd]

How about....

I reform .38-55`s into .30-30 so I can shoot this rare caliber.

How about you??

[JeffG]

"wanna see my AR?" - is what you'll rarely hear from a levergunner
"wanna see the original semi-auto assault rifle?" - is much more fun to say

[jeepnik]

The .444 is better than the 45-70. Yep, this one will get things in an uproar.

[ollogger]

I wanna trade my 38-55 for a AR or a 1911


ollogger

[Canuck Bob]

The .444 is better than the 45-70. Yep, this one will get things in an uproar.

Why would anyone question such an obviously correct statement?

A few more you won't hear.

My scope cost $1400.

My rifle flops around in a scabbard!

Don't you hate when a new rifle doesn't come with iron sights, scopes can break!

My neighbor thinks I'm a terrorist everytime I carry my rifle into the house.

Rimmed cartridges are obsolete, everyone knows that.

[piller]

Wood stocks sure are ugly.

I really like those fast small caliber cartridges.

Gas operated is the only way to go.

I like the look of those black plastic stocks.

[Panzercat]

"TOSS ME ANOTHER MAG."

[Chuck 100 yd]

Guys, those are all good !
Any more?

[JerryB]

Well sir I really do fireform 30-30 case into 38-55 so I can shoot my carbine.

[C. Cash]

"Do these wranglers make me look fat?"

"Fiberglass has soul!"

[piller]

Those old calibers are useless.

[Blaine]

30-30 is useless.....

[pwl44m]

I need a new Mag pouch !
Perry

[El Chivo]

"Who wants another wine cooler?"

"The holes it makes are too big"

"That truck runs fine but is just too old"

"I don't like tatoos on women"

"To heck with tradition, I'm putting red-dot sights on all my leverguns"

"30-30 doesn't have enough power to kill anything beyond 50 yards"

"Spinach quiche is probably my favorite"

"I shoot the lightest bullets possible"

"I don't like a lot of recoil"

"Ok honey, I'll clean my guns AFTER I do the dishes"

"Ok honey, I'll clean my guns AFTER I mow the lawn"

"That barrel is too short"

"Honey, I just voted for Obama again"

"Last night I skipped a John Wayne western to catch the Stephen Sondheim special on A&E"

"Sure I'll pay list price for that gun"

"Sure I'll pay list price for ______________ (anything)

"You're right, we don't pay enough taxes"

"No thanks, I just don't like the taste of venison"

"A man with a beard looks ridiculous"

"Pass me another wine cooler"

[olyinaz]

".32-20? What the heck would you even do with something like that?"

".218 Bee? Do you mean .22 Hornet?"

".44 Special makes no sense at all."

"Do you mean .45 Long Colt?"

"John Wayne sucks."

Oly

[gamekeeper]

One for Kirk.

You still shoot that thing and it's HOW OLD..

[piller]

.45-70 just isn't accurate enough for me.

Revolvers are just too hard to shoot and reload.

Why don't they add another safety to this gun.

[.45colt]

I want a super short magnum... .

[gak]

"If only my rifle carried more than four rounds!"

[stew71]

"You really should put a scope on that if you want to hit anything."

[gundownunder]

I just traded that old 94 of mine for a really cool bolt action.

[3leggedturtle]

OMG I broke a nail topping off the magazine.

[Old Shatterhand]

"I just put a carry handle on dad's old Savage."

[Ray Newman]

‘Wanna’ see my new muzzle brake?

Got really close to that spike buck -- finally got a shot at 300 yards. Tough old buck took 6 hits from my .338 Lapua magnum to keep him down.

Can I borrow your lead sled?

Got my ammo at Cabela’s -- cheapest price in town, only $89.99 for a box of 20.

Brass is $250.00 per hundred and I get 75 rounds from a pound of powder.

Hunt was ruined – airline lost the ammo box and the local mom & pop sporting goods store as well as Wal-Mart didn’t have the right ammo.

Loading dies are special order and run about 100 bucks.

Sighted it in ‘coupla’ days ago and my shoulder still hurts.

[papabear]

Is that leage to own?
papabear

[Griff]

"It makes too much noise rattlin' around like that."

"What good are those 'rifles' that only use pistol cartridges?"

"What in the world do you need 10 cartridges for in a hunting rifle?"

"You mean I can't get a 30-round mag for it?"

"You must be livin' in dream-land, thinkin' you're a cowboy."

"It looks better with a scope."