World's worst breakfast!

jnyork · Post by **jnyork** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:56 am

On a trip yesterday, I saw this offer on the marquee at the Maverick convenience store in Kemmerer, Wyoming:

"Power Breadfast: Burrito and a Red Bull, $4.00"

Couldn't stop laughing .

pwl44m · Post by **pwl44m** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:59 am

I could handle a Burrito but I would have to substitute the Red Bull.
Perry

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:11 am

On my long motorcycle trips, a sugar-free Red Bull, or other power drink, and a light snack ever 3 or 4 hours will keep me going as long as I don't get Monkey Butt....Arizona Sweet Tea is a close second.

Meeteetse · Post by **Meeteetse** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:19 pm

jnyork wrote:On a trip yesterday, I saw this offer on the marquee at the Maverick convenience store in Kemmerer, Wyoming:

"Power Breadfast: Burrito and a Red Bull, $4.00"

Couldn't stop laughing .

You have to know Kemmerer. Nothing unusual to the locals. I think Red Bull may have replaced milk.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:05 pm

Blaine, if you have a tractor supply store near you the sell "ANTI MONKEY BUTT POWDER."

williamranks · Post by **williamranks** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:51 pm

Red Bull is dangerous!
Had a neighbor who downed one for breakfast and went out to milk the cow.
The cow caught fire.

spaceman spiff · Post by **spaceman spiff** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:03 pm

williamranks wrote:Red Bull is dangerous!
Had a neighbor who downed one for breakfast and went out to milk the cow.
The cow caught fire.

udderly tragic

spaceman

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:10 pm

Rusty wrote:Blaine, if you have a tractor supply store near you the sell "ANTI MONKEY BUTT POWDER."

I"ve bought that before....Dang! good powder, but it smelled a little girly for me....Extra strength Gold Bond medicated powder is what I use for crotch rot and monkey butt.....

soon 2 retire · Post by **soon 2 retire** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:32 pm

BlaineG wrote:
Rusty wrote:Blaine, if you have a tractor supply store near you the sell "ANTI MONKEY BUTT POWDER."
I"ve bought that before....Dang! good powder, but it smelled a little girly for me....Extra strength Gold Bond medicated powder is what I use for crotch rot and monkey butt.....

Beaudreaux's Butt Paste for babies diaper rash is good too.

Bob in Friday Harbor

Shasta · Post by **Shasta** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:51 am

The world's worst breakfast is "no breakfast at all", which is what i got on a recent visit to Sacramento, on account of the hotel I stayed at for the Chevrolet Nomad Convention had a restaurant that was ridiculously too high priced for a country boy, and there was nothing open in walking distance (I'm too cheap to pay for a cab).

Lunchtime was an entirely different matter, however. I did find a restaurant open nearby, and this country boy got a real big-city experience at a place I had heard of before, called HOOTERS-

Her name was Aprile, she was very friendly and made me feel very welcome. Too bad I'm old enough to be her grandpa!

SHASTA

pwl44m · Post by **pwl44m** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:45 am

Obviously Tim Your Wife does not do "Gun Book" LOL My Wife won't let Me go in there (Hooters) We had an apptointment accross the street.
Boy jnyork ,Ur thread doesn't even resemble Red Bull & Burrito anymore. Talk about itch Shasta.
Perry

Canuck Bob · Post by **Canuck Bob** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:24 am

I once worked a fund raiser by a Hooters for the homeless. They did a bikini car wash and hot tub thing for donors. I took the money and thanked each car or truck as they lined up for a wash. A car full of ladies pulled up fresh from church. I was a bit embarrassed as there were as many King James Bibles as ladies in the car and told them so. The driver smiled and said homeless people need food and these girls are doing God's work! A nice older lady from the backseat added, "We sent the men home in another car."

bdhold · Post by **bdhold** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:30 am

I'll see your burrito and raise you smoked venison backstrap y papas (I've got the papas down to an art)

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:33 am

Canuck Bob wrote:I once worked a fund raiser by a Hooters for the homeless. They did a bikini car wash and hot tub thing for donors. I took the money and thanked each car or truck as they lined up for a wash. A car full of ladies pulled up fresh from church. I was a bit embarrassed as there were as many King James Bibles as ladies in the car and told them so. The driver smiled and said homeless people need food and these girls are doing God's work! A nice older lady from the backseat added, "We sent the men home in another car."

Biblically speaking, that's making a silk purse out of a sow's ear...kind of

My Baptist Mother would have driven a mile out of her way lest my adolescent eyes were burned out of their sockets by a Vengeful Holy Spirit

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