The world is ending!!!!!!

[Pitchy]

Get ready boys and girls the end is near, Asteroid coming close to earth on Tuesday, solar flares real bad for next two weeks, earth quake in Oklahoma and Friday is 11/11/11
Eeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[jnyork]

Just added another layer of tinfoil to my hat. Thanks.

[kimwcook]

Just added another layer of tinfoil to my hat. Thanks.

That's funny.

[Blaine]

He was serious. I believe him.

[Old Ironsights]

Just added another layer of tinfoil to my hat. Thanks.

TinFoil..., Hell.

I took a 1/8 pound of Lead and hammered it into a Yarmaluke/Kippah...

[Pitchy]

He was serious. I believe him.

Well you better because i`m never wrong if ya have always wanted a Marlin people nows the time.
It`s already getting real windy here and not as many leaves have fallin as usual
Ready yourselves before it`s to late.



I am kidding ya know guys.

[Booger Bill]

After all, how often can it be 11/11/11?

[Blaine]

I am kidding ya know guys

Not funny....we don't kid around on this august journal of excellence.

[Chuck 100 yd]

The next day will be 11-12-11.

[Old Ironsights]

After all, how often can it be 11/11/11?

In exactly 100 years.

[Chuck 100 yd]

Take 11+11+11 and you end up with 33. Very important !
Don`t ask me why!!!

Now it`s a November day so the leaves are falling and it`s getting colder. Tinfoil don`t make a very warm hat.

The next time the world ends, I hope they do it in the summer.

[handirifle]

I am kidding ya know guys

Not funny....we don't kid around on this august journal of excellence.

But it's November??????

[Bill in Oregon]

Also wear golf shoes. They put you in magnetic contact with the earth. You'll be amazed at the improvement in reception ...

[pokey]

Tinfoil don`t make a very warm hat.

The next time the world ends, I hope they do it in the summer.

that's funny, right there.

But it's November??????

yeah, uh, huh?

[jeepnik]

Well, 2012 is just around the corner. I'm going to make it an especially good Christmas, just in case it's the last one. Hey, I gotta tell the wife something, don't I.

Hmm, here's a thought. Lot's of folks have been preparing for TEOTWAWKI. But, if it's just TEOTW, won't they feel stupid for spending all that money on stuff they won't use, when they could have spent it on a good time. I say, go out with a smile, it won't make any difference, but I figure smiling is better than frowning any day of our existance.

[Griff]

Also wear golf shoes. They put you in magnetic contact with the earth. You'll be amazed at the improvement in reception ...

[Rusty]

... the worst part is Friday the 13th comes on a Sunday this month.

[jeepnik]

Also wear golf shoes. They put you in magnetic contact with the earth. You'll be amazed at the improvement in reception ...

I'm sure Lee Trevino could give quite a lecture on the subject of golf shoes and electricity.

[FWiedner]

Take 11+11+11 and you end up with 33. Very important !
Don`t ask me why!!!

Now it`s a November day so the leaves are falling and it`s getting colder. Tinfoil don`t make a very warm hat.

The next time the world ends, I hope they do it in the summer.

11+11+11=33, and 3+3= 6.

If you look at it digitally, 11+11+11 = 3+3+3 = 9

6+9=15

1+5=6

If you check your math twice more, you get 6 each time.

... and that's 6-6-6...

[Pitchy]

Take 11+11+11 and you end up with 33. Very important !
Don`t ask me why!!!

Now it`s a November day so the leaves are falling and it`s getting colder. Tinfoil don`t make a very warm hat.

The next time the world ends, I hope they do it in the summer.

11+11+11=33, and 3+3= 6.

If you look at it digitally, 11+11+11 = 3+3+3 = 9

6+9=15

1+5=6

If you check your math twice more, you get 6 each time.

... and that's 6-6-6...

O-boy we`re goners for sure and fer certain.

[J Miller]

Sigh ......... my wife and I just started a new quilt. Guess we better hurry then.

Joe

[rodeo kid]

Pitchy, we had our 2d earthquake last night. This one was stronger at 5.6, the strongest in Oklahoma history. I was in bed watching TV, and the bed was shaking back and forth, I looked over at the north wall of my house and I swear near the ceiling it was moving back and forth 4 or 5 inches. Very interesting to say the least. My house is about 40-45 miles from the epicenter. I looked the house over this morning and could not see any damage.

[Pitchy]

rodio kid, i hope ya don`t think i was making fun of that event, our thoughts and prayers are with you and anyone in harms way.
Stay safe ok.

[madman4570]

JMHO---------

On 11-10-11 at 7:15pm (eastern time) Dig a trough-----------6" deep and 21" wide X 25" long (make sure the last 5 final finishing scrapes shovel are with a 10" square shovel while each time you say "yap"

Then spit in it and count to 17
Take 17 steps backward,then run back to the troth growling loudly.
Hop up and down for 62 seconds chanting (me,me,me,me,me etc.)
Drop face down on the ground and hum with your mouth 1/4" from the ground for 39 seconds.
Roll over facing the sky/ laying on your back,feet together,arms to your side rigid and hold your breath for 21 seconds.

Get up and look down with a very mad face at that trough and yell with gumption (BLAH)11 times.
Remove shirt and through over trough,go directly to bed and sleep until 11-12-11(12:01am minimum )
Get up and drink 3 cups of warm water flavored with some course ground pepper in it.

You will be spared!

[Beaker]

Magnitude 5.56, wow, just imagine how much worse it would have been if K-State had beat the Cowboys yesterday.

[Mike D.]

We're headin' to a weddin' in San Francisco. 11/11/11 at 11AM. No, not two boys or two girls, just a plain man and woman gettin' hitched in a church.

[Booger Bill]

With luck they can have a baby on 12/12/12!

[FWiedner]

JMHO---------

On 11-10-11 at 7:15pm (eastern time) Dig a trough-----------6" deep and 21" wide X 25" long (make sure the last 5 final finishing scrapes shovel are with a 10" square shovel while each time you say "yap"

Then spit in it and count to 17
Take 17 steps backward,then run back to the troth growling loudly.
Hop up and down for 62 seconds chanting (me,me,me,me,me etc.)
Drop face down on the ground and hum with your mouth 1/4" from the ground for 39 seconds.
Roll over facing the sky/ laying on your back,feet together,arms to your side rigid and hold your breath for 21 seconds.

Get up and look down with a very mad face at that trough and yell with gumption (BLAH)11 times.
Remove shirt and through over trough,go directly to bed and sleep until 11-12-11(12:01am minimum )
Get up and drink 3 cups of warm water flavored with some course ground pepper in it.

You will be spared!

I saw a guy in South America do this on TV, and it really works.

[Chuck 100 yd]

"I saw a guy in South America do this on TV, and it really works."

Did he have a bone in his nose and bells on his toes??

[1894c]

Just added another layer of tinfoil to my hat. Thanks.

+1 great idea

[1894cfan]

Get ready boys and girls the end is near, Asteroid coming close to earth on Tuesday, solar flares real bad for next two weeks, earth quake in Oklahoma and Friday is 11/11/11
Eeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Dang, and I just planted a mess 'o garlic in the back yard!

[Blaine]

No more green bananas

[Bill in Oregon]

Just added another layer of tinfoil to my hat. Thanks.

+1 great idea

Also add rabbit ears, adjusted north by northwest ...

[cshold]

Relevant only to the calendar one goes by.
Friday is also 14 Cheshvan 5772

[mikld]

Dang it! Just when I'm makin' plans again. I guess I'll sell the farm and go sit on top of Humbug Mountian and wait for the second coming...

I know it'd gotta be true, I read it on Leverguns.com. Ain't no liars around here...

[jeepnik]

"I saw a guy in South America do this on TV, and it really works."

Did he have a bone in his nose and bells on his toes??

Hmm and a camel, or would that be a llama in South America.

[rjohns94]

still here