Two Aggies are sitting on a park bench chatting when they see a truck load of sod drive by.
One says to the other 'That's what I'm going to do when I hit the lottery."
The other asks "What's that?"
The first one replies "Send my yard out to have it mowed!"
Humor - The Aggie Lottery
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awp101
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Humor - The Aggie Lottery
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-Mark Twain
Proverbs 3:5; Philippians 4:13
Got to have a Jones for this
Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
Just ain't where it's at
-Mark Twain
Proverbs 3:5; Philippians 4:13
Got to have a Jones for this
Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
Just ain't where it's at
Re: Humor - The Aggie Lottery
Huh... sending the yard out to git it mowed...
Rich folks'r a hoot.
Rich folks'r a hoot.
Government office attracts the power-mad, yet it's people who just want to be left alone to live life on their own terms who are considered dangerous.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
Re: Humor - The Aggie Lottery
Hmmm. I haven't heard an Aggie joke since I was selling Dr. Pepper in Ennis, TX in the mid 70s...
Mike
Vocatus atque non vocatus, Deus aderit...
I've learned how to stand on my own two knees...
Vocatus atque non vocatus, Deus aderit...
I've learned how to stand on my own two knees...
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Re: Humor - The Aggie Lottery
That's probably about the time I found a book of Aggie jokes my Grandfather had. I got a kick seeing it was printed by Texas A&M.mikld wrote:Hmmm. I haven't heard an Aggie joke since I was selling Dr. Pepper in Ennis, TX in the mid 70s...
At one time I had that book memorized. Of course I was too young to get half the jokes anyway.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-Mark Twain
Proverbs 3:5; Philippians 4:13
Got to have a Jones for this
Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
Just ain't where it's at
-Mark Twain
Proverbs 3:5; Philippians 4:13
Got to have a Jones for this
Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
Just ain't where it's at
Re: Humor - The Aggie Lottery
How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo?
3... One to eat it and two to watch for traffic.
How do you get an Aggie cheerleader in your dorm room?
You grease her hips and push her in from behind.
There that should be a good start
3... One to eat it and two to watch for traffic.
How do you get an Aggie cheerleader in your dorm room?
You grease her hips and push her in from behind.
There that should be a good start
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
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No more Aggie cheerleaders....can't keep them from grazing on the infield....
What has 4 arms, 4 legs and two teeth? 2 Aggie cheerleaders....
2 Aggie cheerleaders went on vacation to Disneyland......The sign said Disneyland left...and they went home.
What has 4 arms, 4 legs and two teeth? 2 Aggie cheerleaders....
2 Aggie cheerleaders went on vacation to Disneyland......The sign said Disneyland left...and they went home.
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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Second Amendment Foundation
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Re: Humor - The Aggie Lottery
Most Ag's love Aggie jokes.
Gig 'em '88 & '93
Gig 'em '88 & '93
Re: Humor - The Aggie Lottery
The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Crowley and sent their famous detective Boudreaux to investigate.
Boudreaux reported to his sergeant the very next morning. "Dey is tree main groups in dis rooster fightin'." he began.
"Good work. Who are they?" the sergeant asked.
Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia."
Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How did you find that out in one night?"
"Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. I knowed dem Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in de fight."
The sergeant nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?"
Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when summbody bet on de duck."
"Ah," sighed the sergeant, "And how did you figure the Mafia was involved?"
"De duck won."
[Whoop! '95]
Boudreaux reported to his sergeant the very next morning. "Dey is tree main groups in dis rooster fightin'." he began.
"Good work. Who are they?" the sergeant asked.
Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia."
Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How did you find that out in one night?"
"Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. I knowed dem Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in de fight."
The sergeant nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?"
Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when summbody bet on de duck."
"Ah," sighed the sergeant, "And how did you figure the Mafia was involved?"
"De duck won."
[Whoop! '95]
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Re: Humor - The Aggie Lottery
Okay - I laughed out loud at that one!
Re: Humor - The Aggie Lottery
Did you hear about the pickup truck full of Aggies who drowned? The UT student driving was so drunk he drove into the lake, and the Aggies drowned trying to get out cause they couldn't get the tailgate down.
D. Brian Casady
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Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
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awp101
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Re: Humor - The Aggie Lottery
Nate C. wrote:"De duck won."
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-Mark Twain
Proverbs 3:5; Philippians 4:13
Got to have a Jones for this
Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
Just ain't where it's at
-Mark Twain
Proverbs 3:5; Philippians 4:13
Got to have a Jones for this
Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
Just ain't where it's at