Humor - The Aggie Lottery

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Humor - The Aggie Lottery

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Two Aggies are sitting on a park bench chatting when they see a truck load of sod drive by.

One says to the other 'That's what I'm going to do when I hit the lottery."

The other asks "What's that?"

The first one replies "Send my yard out to have it mowed!"
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Huh... sending the yard out to git it mowed...

Rich folks'r a hoot.

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Hmmm. I haven't heard an Aggie joke since I was selling Dr. Pepper in Ennis, TX in the mid 70s...
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mikld wrote:Hmmm. I haven't heard an Aggie joke since I was selling Dr. Pepper in Ennis, TX in the mid 70s...
That's probably about the time I found a book of Aggie jokes my Grandfather had. I got a kick seeing it was printed by Texas A&M. :lol:

At one time I had that book memorized. Of course I was too young to get half the jokes anyway. :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

they have lawns in texas? :wink:
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How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo?

3... One to eat it and two to watch for traffic.


How do you get an Aggie cheerleader in your dorm room?

You grease her hips and push her in from behind.


There that should be a good start :D
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No more Aggie cheerleaders....can't keep them from grazing on the infield....

What has 4 arms, 4 legs and two teeth? 2 Aggie cheerleaders....

2 Aggie cheerleaders went on vacation to Disneyland......The sign said Disneyland left...and they went home.
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Most Ag's love Aggie jokes.

Gig 'em '88 & '93
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The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Crowley and sent their famous detective Boudreaux to investigate.

Boudreaux reported to his sergeant the very next morning. "Dey is tree main groups in dis rooster fightin'." he began.

"Good work. Who are they?" the sergeant asked.

Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia."

Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How did you find that out in one night?"

"Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. I knowed dem Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in de fight."

The sergeant nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?"

Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when summbody bet on de duck."

"Ah," sighed the sergeant, "And how did you figure the Mafia was involved?"

"De duck won."



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Okay - I laughed out loud at that one!
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Did you hear about the pickup truck full of Aggies who drowned? The UT student driving was so drunk he drove into the lake, and the Aggies drowned trying to get out cause they couldn't get the tailgate down.
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Nate C. wrote:"De duck won."
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Proverbs 3:5; Philippians 4:13

Got to have a Jones for this
Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
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