Bear Hunter - A Funny

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Newtmaker
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Bear Hunter - A Funny

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A guy shows up at a cabin where hunters have gathered to
hunt bear. Only he shows up without a gun.

The other hunters are very curious. "How you gonna get a
bear without a gun?" they ask. "Do you have a knife?"

"No," says the guy.

"Do you have a club?"

"No," says the guy. "Don't you worry. I'm gonna get myself a
bear. Just wait right here and see."

The guy leaves the cabin and disappears into the hills for
several hours.

Eventually he happens upon a bear asleep in his den and he
kicks the bear and gets it really angry. As the bear wakes
up, he starts to chase after the guy, so the guy starts
running back towards the cabin.

Finally the hunters hear him running down the hill and
yelling, "Open the cabin door! Open the door!"

They open the door and the guy runs into the cabin and holds
the door open behind him. To the terror of the other
hunters, an angry bear follows close behind, running into
the cabin, too.

Then the guy slams the door shut, and says, "You skin that
one. I'll go get another one."

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Sounds like a scene from Jerimiah Johnson
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Yeah....but can you skin Grizz?
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draperjojo wrote:Sounds like a scene from Jerimiah Johnson
+1 ON THAT
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You've come far, Pilgrim. Feels far. Love that movie.
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elk don't know how many legs a horse has.

my favorite as well. :wink:
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:lol: :shock: :shock:
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Kinda cocky for a starvin pilgrim.
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You alright?

Sure, sure, I got a fine horse under me!
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vancelw wrote:You alright?

Sure, sure, I got a fine horse under me!
Indians bury you like that?
Twernt mormans. :lol: :lol:
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Didn't put enough dirt down Pilgrim, saw it right off.......

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I miss Will Geer. Brian Kieth in The Mountainmen was a hoot too.
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I really like "The Mountainmen" too.
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great movie indeed!!
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OK, I just had to watch Jeremiah Johnson again......lol
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