O.T. Humor: RIP Pillsbury Doughboy

[slimster]

RIP Pillsbury Doughboy

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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection caused by complication from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, and Captain Crunch. The grave was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Close friends described him as sometimes flaky, with a bit of a crusty side. He was loved by millions as a roll model.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Playdough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

[AJMD429]

I thought it might be a link to the 'Bob&Tom' skit where they put him in a microwave oven.

[spaceman spiff]

D'OH............



spaceman

[gamekeeper]

[Gobblerforge]

Groan. Stone that man with croisants.
Gobbler

[Pete44ru]

slimster - R U Blaine, in camo ? ? ?

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[slimster]

Nah, but the comparison is an honor. Blaine has demonstrated a mystery of the art, while I'm still leaning!

[Ysabel Kid]

slimster - R U Blaine, in camo ? ? ?

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+1 - Sounded very "Blaine"!

[Poohgyrr]

That is good, thanks for "the best medicine" as Reader's Digest describes laughter.

And wow, I hadn't googled him before - there's all kinds of Doughboy stuff out there.

[Blaine]

Ok, this here is really funny!! Slimster can really rise to the occasion.