OT: Humor - It's Gonna Get UGLY !

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OT: Humor - It's Gonna Get UGLY !

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WARNING FROM PAKISTAN

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that, if Military actions against Iraq and Afghanistan continue, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America 's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 Managers.
And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more candidates for president of the United States ! :)

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Bring it on!
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8) :lol:
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WARNING FROM PAKISTAN

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that, if Military actions against Iraq and Afghanistan continue, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America 's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 Managers.
And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more candidates for president of the United States ! :)
Besides not sending us any more, how about calling those already here back home?

I can't think of anything better for our country than getting rid of them, other than getting rid of all the democrats and republicans in our govt.

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Now Joe,
Are we going to have to send you to diversity training?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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mescalero1 wrote:Now Joe,
Are we going to have to send you to diversity training?
Wouldn't do any good, just ask my wife :shock: :wink:


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Re: OT: Humor - It's Gonna Get UGLY !

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:lol: Yeah, I failed the test also.
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mescalero1 wrote::lol: Yeah, I failed the test also.
Me too! :lol:
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Re: OT: Humor - It's Gonna Get UGLY !

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Where does all the financing come from for these imports to come to America and in the first few days they are here to own a nice business? Across the street from my business is a nice convenience store, they sell a transport load of gas every day, people in there all day long spending money. Nice American folks owned it. All of a sudden these thick tongued Middle East folks bought it, and have let the property go to looking like something from a 3rd world country, and they just set in there milking the place dry. But I would guess it took 3 or 4 hundred K to buy that store, where did the bucks come from? The story repeats itself everywhere.
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Re: OT: Humor - It's Gonna Get UGLY !

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A 24-hour convenience store, near my home, has just changed hands to: (you guessed it)

TA-RAH ! - ANOTHER winner of the Pakistani National Lottery !
(The Grand Prize is an American convenience store ;) )

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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