Irishman In Ohio

[Blaine]

Old Mick had been gone from the Mother Country for 30 years, but he still went in every evening to the local pub and ordered three beers...at the same time. He would drink all three in a row and go home. The bartender asked him why he ordered three beer like that instead of one at a time and Mick told him that he promised his two brothers in Dublin that he would drink a beer for each of them every evening and that they should do the same..... Well, one night old Mick only ordered two beers and the Bartender blurted out "Oh, no....did one of your brothers die???" And Mick responded that no, they were ok.."it's just that Me Wife made me give up beer for lent, but that's no reason the other two lads shouldn't enjoy themselves"....

[Ysabel Kid]