When not to fix venison chili

crs · Post by **crs** » Mon May 04, 2009 10:44 am

After three scotch and rocks. I splattered chili juice over the stove top, splash panel, and even on my shirt (found those little red spots this morning).

Deer chili was good though.

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Mon May 04, 2009 10:50 am

CWI will result in a harsh sentence from most Spouses...... My "drunk chili" was usually too hot to eat the next day

O.S.O.K. · Post by **O.S.O.K.** » Mon May 04, 2009 3:29 pm

Yep, CWI and specfically, GWI can get you in hot water

You guessed it - Grilling While Intoxicated - burn baby burn! Honey, the hockey pucks are ready!

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Mon May 04, 2009 3:57 pm

Kerosene is not a good substitute for lighter fluid

JustaJeepGuy · Post by **JustaJeepGuy** » Mon May 04, 2009 4:02 pm

BlaineG wrote:Kerosene is not a good substitute for lighter fluid

Voice of experience?

2ndovc · Post by **2ndovc** » Mon May 04, 2009 4:04 pm

JustaJeepGuy wrote:
BlaineG wrote:Kerosene is not a good substitute for lighter fluid
Voice of experience?

Neither is Coleman lantern fuel

That sure was neat though

Good thinkg I've got long arms!

jb

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Mon May 04, 2009 4:04 pm

JustaJeepGuy wrote:
BlaineG wrote:Kerosene is not a good substitute for lighter fluid
Voice of experience?

A can of sawdust/chips with a (very) little kerosene is pretty good fireplace starter. It makes stuff stink real bad if you try to cook with it...

morgan in nm · Post by **morgan in nm** » Mon May 04, 2009 4:46 pm

BlaineG wrote:Kerosene is not a good substitute for lighter fluid

Neither is deisel. Tried it once but that smell never goes away. And for your information, I was stone-cold sober but younger and stupid anyways.

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Mon May 04, 2009 4:51 pm

morgan in nm wrote:
BlaineG wrote:Kerosene is not a good substitute for lighter fluid
Neither is deisel. Tried it once but that smell never goes away. And for your information, I was stone-cold sober but younger and stupid anyways.

Back in the old, long ago Army Days, when the parties never actually started sober, it's a wonder we didn't set entire cities on fire....I'm pleased to say I out grew those days and rarely have a beer anymore. The food tastes better, too

RKrodle · Post by **RKrodle** » Mon May 04, 2009 5:47 pm

CRS I have just three words for you: Diet Dr. Pepper.

Bogie35 · Post by **Bogie35** » Mon May 04, 2009 7:55 pm

2ndovc wrote:
JustaJeepGuy wrote:
BlaineG wrote:Kerosene is not a good substitute for lighter fluid
Voice of experience?

Neither is Coleman lantern fuel

That sure was neat though
Good thinkg I've got long arms!

jb

+1!
The elderly campground hosts came running to my rescue. I caught my shoes on fire!

If you've never seen a drunkard with his shoes on fire, you have not lived!

The good news is that my "uni-brow" was singed off!

Alcoholic beverages, Coleman Fuel, and fire just don't go together.

I quit drinking because I was running out of campgrounds that would take me!
But, I still play with fire occasionally. I sometimes wear slippers...you know, ...just in case.

bogie

crs · Post by **crs** » Mon May 04, 2009 7:57 pm

RKrodle;
Is that two words or three?

BTW, how did the new 2 U 1886 shoot? AND, where are the pictures?

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