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OT-How many five year olds could you take in a fight...

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The name says it all...take the test:

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I could take on 25 of the little buggers...

Which is, oddly enough, just about the size of the average Grade School Class I've been occasionally tasked to referee... :twisted:
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I could take 33. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. :?
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jengel wrote:I could take 33. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. :?



Me too.

Am I a bad person now?

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It states I could take on 18 five year olds. :shock:
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I can only take 29 I must be getting old!

I may have fudged a couple items though. :wink:

But in reality I think I could just keep stomping if I had to...220 pounds, 6'1" and size twelve shoes, and big ham hands, I think they would be hurting...... Unless one cried then I'd prob have to quit! :lol:
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steveb wrote:It states I could take on 18 five year olds. :shock:
Don't feel bad. It's probably because you wouldn't use one as a club... :wink:

Them 5y/os are tough buggers when they come in a swarm.

Just look at what they did to Ahhhnuld in "Kindergarden Cop"... :shock:
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Old Ironsights wrote:
steveb wrote:It states I could take on 18 five year olds. :shock:
Don't feel bad. It's probably because you wouldn't use one as a club... :wink:

Them 5y/os are tough buggers when they come in a swarm.

Just look at what they did to Ahhhnuld in "Kindergarden Cop"... :shock:
I can see stomping, hitting, slapping, and kicking the five year olds, but man, using them as a club is just going to far. :P :D :lol:
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steveb wrote: ...I can see stomping, hitting, slapping, kicking, but man, a club is just going to far. :P :D :lol:
Naah. Grab one by the feet and swing. :twisted:

They think it's fun until their face smacks into another little bugger's head when they get too close (despite warnings)...

Don't ask. :roll: :oops:
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It says I could take on 19 five year old kids in a fight.

I'm overweight, sorta clumsy, no martial arts, but I'll fight dirty as hell.

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I scored 28. Must be meaner then I thought I have no problems using the little buggers as a club :D
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I got 30. Coulda been more but the extra pounds probably hurt.

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My wife can take on 20 of em.

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"My wife can take on 20 of em".

Jezzzzz.... This means I'm equal to jengel's wife .......

I might just leave too !!!!! :D :D
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I'd put an X-Box in the center of the room. After the scrum I'd take out the one that was left. Strategy must be employed when dealing with adversaries as dangerous as 5 year olds. :shock:

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I got 27. Hmmm must be the tactical training. I think I could go with about that many though. UFC rules of course, just walk in and drop kick a few right off. Hope my fiance's friend's kid is in on it.
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You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.
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:lol: That's so sick.....I must feel sorry for them or something, I can only take on 10 :oops:
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I'm in good company - I scored 28 as well! :wink:
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BlaineG wrote::lol: That's so sick.....I must feel sorry for them or something, I can only take on 10 :oops:
Thanks Blain, I feel much better now. :D
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I imagined a scene from the Matrix. :twisted: I could only take out 28 of them though. Must be getting old.
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I only scored a 20, apparently I'm neither sufficiently blood thirsty or trained !!!!
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25 here, I gotta lose a few pounds...
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Must be getting old.

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After 49 yrs. in the martial arts, military training in hand-to-hand, boxing & wrestling, I rated 31. I must be slipping. :roll: :roll: :roll:

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There only sending 17 of the little buggers after me. They must already know where I live. :wink:
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Only 22 - need more practice.... 8)
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I was thinking about this later, and decided to see what the maximum and minimum scores would be. I plugged in the "Terminator" answers for one, and got 39. Then I plugged in the John Edwards/Breck girl answers and got "0"!

Just to frame it for you all! :D
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I don't feel so bad about only 24 I guess ....

Just an old out-a-shape dude ....... :lol:
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My wife can do 28, I'm so proud.
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It says 39 five year old kids in a fight. So whats with that I feel like a monster.
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It says 22, but I don't believe that.
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I could only take on 20. But then again, I would be distracted by all the single moms! :wink:

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30 for me...and I do fight dirty.
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33, and I bet I am good for 34 when I bite out the neck of the one who comes to check that I am really dead.
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29. But if I could get about 6months in the gym/martial arts, I would easily go higher. :lol:
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I'd like to see the test data for this.
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This is sick, what kind of perverted mind would come up with somthing like this?

I only got 22 :oops: :roll:
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I'm estimated to be able to handle 28.

On other issues, my dead body might be worth $4225, and I have a 60% chance of surviving a zombie apocolypse.

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20 is the most I can handle, must get me a bigger stick! :?
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Says I can take on 35 but I sure wouldn't want to try. :D
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26 for me.

My wife teaches in an elementary school, and she says I
wouldn't last through lunch in her job.

She's right - I'd kill 'em all before then! :lol:

(I think if I was scared and mad I could do better than 26... :twisted: )
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Post by Travis Morgan »

Checking "overweight", I got 34. When I changed it to "athletic", I got 36. Apparently, nobody counted on me picking up and throwing 5 year olds at the ones running from me! (If ya throw them sidearm style, and get some spin on them, you can knock down two at a time) :twisted:
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I can take 25 it says.
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26 here, i'm overweight but will do anything to win. :evil: :evil:
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14 for me. I hope they are 5-year-old boys, at least.
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It says I can handle 33 of them, :twisted: maybe thats why i dont have kids :shock:
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Only 17 for me - and that seems like an overestimate right now.
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