The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican Baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
OT: Redneck Logic
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OT: Redneck Logic
A couple -- both bonifide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed.' The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican Baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican Baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
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Re: OT: Redneck Logic
Your Bad 
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Re: OT: Redneck Logic
I like the picture. 
Back in my drinking days, a case of that Colt 45 would follow me home every payday.
Redneck Logic? I guess you could substitute "Polish" also.
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Back in my drinking days, a case of that Colt 45 would follow me home every payday.Redneck Logic? I guess you could substitute "Polish" also.
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Re: OT: Redneck Logic
Love it
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Re: OT: Redneck Logic
Redneck or not, that there's a double wide!
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Re: OT: Redneck Logic
Dewight wrote:Is that Ann Colter shooting off the steps?
Sadly, "Political Correctness" is the most powerful religion in America, and it has ruined our society.
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Re: OT: Redneck Logic
It is Ann Coulter. This is a pic from her website.
http://www.anncoulter.org/cgi-local/pho ... ge=gun.jpg
The doctored photo is even better than the joke.
http://www.anncoulter.org/cgi-local/pho ... ge=gun.jpg
The doctored photo is even better than the joke.
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Re: OT: Redneck Logic
I'd like to take a peek at that rifle............but the girl's legs are in the way
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Re: OT: Redneck Logic
Women are always getting their legs in the way of somethin' I'd like to look at!Dyerbill wrote:I'd like to take a peek at that rifle............but the girl's legs are in the way
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