A HUSBAND AND WIFE CAME FOR COUNSELING AFTER 15 YEARS OF MARRIAGE.......
WHEN ASKED WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS, THE WIFE WENT INTO A PASSIONATE, PAINFUL TIRADE LISTING EVERY PROBLEM THEY HAD EVER HAD......SHE WENT ON AND ON....... NEGLECT, LACK OF INTIMACY, EMPTINESS,LONELINESS,FEELING UNLOVED AND UNLOVABLE !
AN ENTIRE LAUNDRY LIST OF UNMET NEEDS SHE HAD ENDURED OVER THE COURSE OF THEIR MARRIAGE.
FINALLY, AFTER ALLOWING THIS TO CONTINUE FOR A LENGTH OF TIME, THE THERAPIST GOT UP, WALKED AROUND THE DESK, ASKED THE WIFE TO STAND.......
HE EMBRACED AND KISSED HER PASSIONATELY. THE WOMAN QUIETLY SAT DOWN AS THOUGH IN A DAZE.
THE THERAPIST TURNED TO THE HUSBAND AND SAID...... "THIS IS WHAT YOUR WIFE NEEDS AT LEAST THREE TIMES A WEEK. CAN YOU DO THIS?"
THE HUSBAND THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND REPLIED......
"WELL, I CAN DROP HER OFF HERE ON MONDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS, BUT ON TUESDAYS, FRIDAYS, SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS
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.I GO SHOOTING".
Humor-Marrieage Counceling
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Humor-Marrieage Counceling
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Re: Humor-Marrieage Counceling
This one hit far too close to home
Mike Johnson,
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Re: Humor-Marrieage Counceling
My wife and I work together in marriage counseling. That's too close to too many cases to be very funny, although all humor does have its roots in reality - and that's why we laugh. Kind of like "thank God it wasn't ME falling down that hill"...
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