HUMOR - "When I Say I'm Broke"

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CBinNH
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HUMOR - "When I Say I'm Broke"

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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
"Good morning," said the young man..
"If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like
to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any
money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen
my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her
hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."
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Re: HUMOR - "When I Say I'm Broke"

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:D :D :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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That ought to teach him! :lol: :lol:
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now thats funny right there!!! :D :D
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